August 28, 2026 6:14 AM
August 28, 2026
Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other
More and more wealthy individualsare buying up luxurious underground shelters to survive the apocalypse, whether it’s in the…
Influential Tech Founder Says His Peers Are Suffering From Mass AI Psychosis
It’s no secret that many of the world’s top CEOs are obsessed with AI. By pursuing lofty goals…
YouTube Announces Plans to Crack Down on AI Slop
It’s no secret that YouTube is overrun with AI slop. It’s made gestures towards reining in the flood…
This Summer Is Going to Kill a Lot of People
Summer hasn’t even started in the Northern Hemisphere, and thermometers around the globe are already fit to burst.…
AI Firm Trots Out Digitally Resurrected Corpse of Stan Lee You Can Use to Create Mind-Numbing Slop
Stan Lee, an icon of the comic books world, died in 2018. But tell that to ElevenLabs, the…
New Website Detects Apocalypse If Billionaire Jets Start Fleeing en Masse
Billionaires aren’t like us. They get special tax breaks to protect their fortunes, operate private intelligence rings, and…
Debt Collectors Are Being Replaced With AI Agents
With inflation out of control amidst a low-fire, low-hire economy, the amount of private debt in the United…
Elon Musk Furious at Starlink Being Used for American Suicide Drones
SpaceX has established itself as an influential contractor for the US military, allowing the Pentagon access a proprietary…
The MyPillow Guy’s Entire Business is Being Held Hostage by Hackers
Monstrous defeats keep coming for Mike Lindell, the notorious entrepreneur behind the MyPillow brand and one-time advisor to…
Nvidia CEO Begs Execs to Stop Telling Workers They’re Fired Because of AI
We’ve long had our doubts about tech leaders making boisterous claims about automating jobs with AI. For a…
More Than This Many Hours of Sleep Is Linked to Early Death, Scientists Find
How much should we sleep each night? It’s the age-old question that makes almost nobody happy, since most…
NASA Releases Sweeping Plans for Moon Base
NASA remains committed to developing a permanent presence on the Moon — space science budgets be damned. During…
It’s Comically Easy to Trick ChatGPT Into Saying Things About People That Are Completely Untrue
It’s bad enough that ChatGPT is prone to making stuff up completely on its own. But it turns…
It’s Comically Easy to Trick ChatGPT Into Saying Things About People That Are Completely Untrue
It’s bad enough that ChatGPT is prone to making stuff up completely on its own. But it turns…
Developer’s Honest Assessment of AI at Work Rattles the Official Narrative
A veteran programmer shared his brutally honest opinions about AI’s role in the workplace, and it’s as much…
Court Having Trouble Assembling Jury for Elon Musk Because People Hate Him So Much
Being one of the most despised men in America does come with a few downsides, it turns out.…
Personal Electronics Spiking in Price as AI Industry Buys Up All the Components
The AI industry’s obsession with building out enormous data centers to house power-hungry chips has put a major…
Amazon’s Blundering AI Caused Multiple AWS Outages
Are AI tools reliable enough to be used at in commercial settings? If so, should they be given…
Stanford’s New “Universal Vaccine Formula” Nasal Spray Protects Mice Against Stunning Range of Diseases
Stanford Medicine researchers claim they’ve invented a “universal vaccine formula” that protects mice against a wide range of…
It Seems Bad That Temu Is Selling Peptides
Silicon Valley’s biohacking obsession with poorly-studied chemical substances has reached its logical endpoint: they’re now buying peptides on…
OpenAI Flagged a Mass Shooter’s Troubling Conversations With ChatGPT Before the Incident, Decided Not to Warn Police
A grim scoop from the Wall Street Journal: an automated review system at OpenAI flagged disturbing conversations that…
OpenAI’s Hardware Device Just Leaked, and You Will Cringe
Stuffing an AI chatbot into a consumer electronics device and turning out with a product people actually want…
Jack Dorsey’s New Company Falling Apart as It Forces Employees to Use AI
Twitter founder Jack Dorsey is running into some serious issues while overhauling his financial services company, Block. Earlier…
Lockheed Martin F-35s Can Be Jailbroken Like $80 Million iPhones, European Military Chief Says
Depending on who you ask, Lockheed Martin’s F-35 Lightning II is either the most sophisticated weapons platform ever…