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August 28, 2026
Kids Are Flying Into Lunatic Rages When Their iPads Are Taken Away
Parents say their kids are going ballistic when they take their iPads away from them, leaving them unsure…
Jeff Bezos’ Rocket Explodes Into Mushroom Cloud, Dealing Massive Blow to NASA’s Moon Plans
In what could turn out to be a huge setback for NASA’s highly ambitious plans to build a…
Corporations Reeling From Huge AI Costs With No Clear Benefits
Companies that fell head over heels for AI are experiencing a rude awakening. Costs to access powerful AI…
CEO Receives Violent Threats After Kicking Off AI Layoffs
As the Australian software firm WiseTech lays off thousands of employees in a pivot to AI, its CEO…
NBA Commissioner Announces Plans to Let AI Take Over for Lazy Referees
Anyone who’s sat through this year’s NBA playoffs has probably noticed: the basketball league has a big problem…
Anthropic Customers Creeped Out by Its Newest Models
Earlier this year, Anthropic started rolling out its latest Mythos AI model to a select number of organizations…
Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other
More and more wealthy individualsare buying up luxurious underground shelters to survive the apocalypse, whether it’s in the…
Influential Tech Founder Says His Peers Are Suffering From Mass AI Psychosis
It’s no secret that many of the world’s top CEOs are obsessed with AI. By pursuing lofty goals…
YouTube Announces Plans to Crack Down on AI Slop
It’s no secret that YouTube is overrun with AI slop. It’s made gestures towards reining in the flood…
This Summer Is Going to Kill a Lot of People
Summer hasn’t even started in the Northern Hemisphere, and thermometers around the globe are already fit to burst.…
AI Firm Trots Out Digitally Resurrected Corpse of Stan Lee You Can Use to Create Mind-Numbing Slop
Stan Lee, an icon of the comic books world, died in 2018. But tell that to ElevenLabs, the…
New Website Detects Apocalypse If Billionaire Jets Start Fleeing en Masse
Billionaires aren’t like us. They get special tax breaks to protect their fortunes, operate private intelligence rings, and…
AI Is Destroying Grocery Supply Chains
Whole Foods shelves sit empty after a data breach shut down its wholesale distributor. Meat packers working for…
Barrage of Emails From AI Politics Platform Defeats Clean Air Initiative
Late in 2023, the corporate world was abuzz with the utopian promise of AI — especially about the…
Eric Trump Pouring Funding Into “Low Cost-Per-Kill” Drone Corporation
Somewhere in the long tradition of Trump family grifting, there’s a line between “nakedly corrupt” and “genuinely mortifying.”…
Antarctica’s Gravity Hole Growing Stronger, Scientists Find
For decades, scientists have been studying intriguing “gravity holes,” which are enormous depressions in the Earth’s crust where…
Cities Are Shredding Their AI Surveillance Contracts en Masse
Since the start of 2025, at least 30 cities have canceled their contracts with Flock Safety, the AI…
AI “Filmmaker” Gets Funding, Begs For Ideas On What to Actually Make
An AI “filmmaker” was viciously mocked after begging his followers for ideas on what to make. “I will…
Hackers Working on Method to Make Ring Cameras Store Footage Locally, Never Giving It to Amazon
When you buy a Ring camera for your house, you’re also agreeing to let Amazon store everything it…
In Blind Test, Audiophiles Unable to Tell Difference Between Sound Signal Run Through an Expensive Cable and a Banana
High-quality cables have long been marketed as a key way to get the most out of high-end equipment,…
The Economics of 3D Printed Homes Are Surprisingly Horrible
The pitch for 3D-printed housing has always been the same: robots build faster, waste less, need fewer humans…
Scientists Suggest That Igniting Oil Spills to Create Fire Tornadoes Might Actually Be Good for the Oceans
When you think of saving our oceans, what comes to mind? Maybe you think about reef restoration techniques…
Man Letting AI Rent Human Bodies Says Elon Musk Is His Hero
There’s a special type of guy who looks at the gig economy — Uber drivers lost in a…
Hollywood Is Lying to Everyone About How Much AI They’re Using, Says Consummate Hollywood Insider
Is Hollywood “cooked”? Do video generating AI models mean its “over” for filmmakers? The jury’s out on that.…