June 25, 2026 3:59 PM
June 25, 2026
Google Warns That Quantum Armageddon Is Drawing Closer
On Wednesday, Google said it was moving up the date it needs to prepare for when quantum computers…
Netizens Terrified of What NASA Grew on the Space Station: A Potato
Extraterrestrial horrors are growing on the International Space Station — or so aghast netizens seemed to believe. Over…
Alarming Study Finds That Most People Just Do What ChatGPT Tells Them, Even If It’s Totally Wrong
In a matter of only a few years, AI chatbots have become a common part of many of…
Clean Energy Industry Launching Campaign of Vengeance
The renewable energy sector has taken an absolute beating during Donald Trump’s second term as president. The White…
NASA Astronaut Reveals Terrifying Medical Incident That Caused Evacuation from Space Station
Earlier this year, NASA announced the first-ever medical evacuation in the International Space Station’s 25 years of continuous…
New Chinese Spacecraft Tests Robotic Octopus Tentacle for Refueling in Orbit
With over 1,100 satellites currently in orbit and plans to complete a massive megaconstellation in the coming years,…
A Reporter Tried Cooking Actual AI-Generated Recipes and the Results Are Stomach-Churning
The AI industry and its legions of AI bros are hellbent on force-feeding everyone AI slop. Most of…
Scientists Intrigued by “Negative Mass Anomaly” Under Surface of Mars
NASA’s InSight Mars lander made an unusual discovery while probing the Red Planet’s surface for seismic activity. After…
Anthropic Just Leaked Upcoming Model With “Unprecedented Cybersecurity Risks” in the Most Ironic Way Possible
As companies continue to burn through billions of dollars by running massively resource-hungry AI models — and only…
If Your Job Involves Using Your Brain, You May Be in Big Trouble, Tufts Report Finds
As fears over an AI-driven jobs apocalypse continue to grow, researchers are trying to get a better sense…
Protesters Have Figured Out They Can Block Waymos and Berate Their Passengers While the Cars Are Paralyzed
Tech boosters might love them, but Waymo’s self-driving cars aren’t exactly currying favor with John Q Public. In…
Meta’s Big Court Defeat Has Huge Implications for Lawsuits Against the AI Industry
Tech giants Meta and Google-owned YouTube suffered a devastating legal blow yesterday after losing a landmark social media…
Lawsuits Allege Ozempic Is Causing Blindness
Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs have been found to cut risks for a variety of health issues…
Bitcoin Crashing is Actually Awesome News for Regular People, Economist Says
After a year of record gains for the crypto industry, recent forces have sent itinto a tailspin. Bitcoin,…
Sheriff Puzzled by UFOs Hovering Over Power Station
Sure, an inexplicable small-town mystery is fun. But for John Grossnickle, sheriff of Sweetwater County, Wyoming, this one’s…
Kyrie Irving Has “Incident” With Humanoid Robot
What’re professional team sports without a good shoving match? Basketball star Kyrie Irving got into one recently —…
When Asked to Generate an Alphabet Poster for Preschoolers, the Latest Version of ChatGPT Just Flails Wildly
On December 11, OpenAI release ChatGPT 5.2, the latest version of the widely used AI chatbot. As it…
Waymo Spotted Driving Wrong Way Down Busy Street
You don’t share the road with robotaxis — the robotaxis munificently share the road with you. This week,…
Bernie Sanders Calls for Halt on Construction of New Data Centers
While some anti-AI advocates have called for some extreme property damage to halt the AI boom, Vermont Senator…
Truth Social Stock Explodes as It Merges With Nuclear Fusion Company
President Donald Trump’s failing social media tech bid has tirelessly tried to reinvent itself into a viable business.…
Tesla Owner Says FSD Is Great Except for the Part Where It Can’t Drive in the Sun
If Elon Musk is to be believed, there will be hundreds of thousands — if not millions —…
New NASA Director Taking Over Agency in Crisis
It’s been almost a full year since NASA last had a full-time leader. The agency, responsible for the…
Millions of Private ChatGPT Conversations Are Being Harvested and Sold for Profit
You know those memes about how there’s no such thing as a free VPN? Here’s the ultimate cautionary…
Scientists Intrigued by Huge Structure Under Bermuda
The Bermuda Triangle, a loosely defined region bounded by Bermuda, the Bahamas, and Puerto Rico, has been the…