March 17, 2026 2:04 PM
March 17, 2026
“Novelist” Boasts That Using AI She Can Churn Out a New Book in 45 Minutes, Says Regular Writers Will Never Be Able to Keep Up
At the height of his powers, and perhaps his amphetamine habit, legendary sci-fi author Philip K. Dick cranked…
Bitcoin Finally Finds Practical Use: Kidnapping Senior Citizens for Ransom
For years, Bitcoin evangelists have grasped at straws trying to explain what their digital currency is actually good…
Forget the NFL: New Sport Forces Two Massive Guys to Smash Into Each Other like Rhinos
Turns out the sci-fi filmmakers got it backwards. All those ’70s and ’80s dystopias like “Rollerball,” “The Running…
Photo Shows Elon Musk at Jeffrey Epstein Dinner
A newly revealed photo shows Elon Musk attending a “wild” dinner with Jeffrey Epstein and other powerful tech…
SpaceX Is Building Its Own Particle Accelerator
The Sun unleashes a torrent of charged particles. Some of them slam into the Earth’s atmosphere, triggering breathtaking…
Elon Musk Announces Huge Change: Self-Growing City on Moon Now Top Priority at SpaceX
Just over a year ago, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk made it abundantly clear he was not interested in…
The Department of Homeland Security Is Demanding That Google Turn Over Information About Random Critics
The US government has found a frighteningly efficient way to keep tabs on citizens who criticize the government:…
Hospital Evacuated When Man Arrives With WW1 Shell Stuck in the Wildest Part of His Body Imaginable
Health professionals have long had to deal with patients who inadvisably shoved a whole range of foreign objects…
GLP-1s Are an Environmental Catastrophe
Ozempic and other GLP-1 agonist drugs have become an enormously popular way to lose weight. And with generic, much cheaper versions…
Jeffrey Epstein Had a Bizarre Obsession With “Improving” Human DNA, and He Was Emailing With Top Scientists About It
Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre obsession with genetics and “improving” human DNA — and he was corresponding with…
Scientists Say Heck, Just Nuke a Killer Asteroid Heading for Earth
Plenty of asteroids can survive their fiery plunge through the Earth’s atmosphere. If they’re big enough, they can…
Fortnite Pushes Back Against Claims That Jeffrey Epstein Is Still Alive and Gaming
Suspicious as the circumstances surrounding his death may have been, there’s a broad consensus that Jeffrey Epstein did…
Doomsday Glacier Bombarded by Earthquakes
Hundreds of earthquakes have been detected rattling Antarctica’s Thwaites Glacier, also known as the Doomsday Glacier — the…
Elon’s xAI Is Losing Staggering Amounts of Money
Elon Musk constructed his personal mythology around a pair of weighty accomplishments: building actual, stable businesses around both…
Pentagon Begs Shop to Stop Sending Butt Plugs to Military Personnel
The owners of a Toronto-based sex toy shop made a bizarre discovery after opening two returned items that…
Scientists Weirded Out by Cosmic Bones in Distant Space
Current theories suggest that dark matter — the mysterious substance that’s believed not to emit, absorb, or reflect…
Billionaire NASA Head Offers Bizarre Perk for Top Staff
It took almost a year for the Trump administration to settle on a non-interim NASA administrator. Back in…
Furious AI Users Say Their Prompts Are Being Plagiarized
Move over, Ship of Theseus — there’s a new paradoxical thought experiment in town. Some power users of…
Government Approving Artist Visas for OnlyFans Models Based on How Many Followers They Have
For foreign-born people looking for an easy entry into the United States, success no longer seems to hinge…
China Builds Wild Gravity Machine
China has unveiled an extremely powerful “hypergravity machine” that can generate forces almost two thousand times stronger than…
Tech Billionaire Says It’s Time for the Government to Suspend Freedom of Speech
From the Alien and Sedition Acts to various Red Scares, American history is littered with panicked attempts to…
Fentanyl Overdose Deaths Are Now Falling Sharply, and You’ll Never Guess Why
For many years, the United States has waged a bitter battle against fentanyl. The staggering number of overdose…
Google Settles With Families Who Say It Killed Their Teen Children
A stack of major AI ethics lawsuits against Google have finally come to an end. According to the…
Horrendous Things Happen When You Quit Zyn Cold Turkey
Thinking about dropping those flavorful white sachets of nicotine this resolution season? You might want to reconsider how…