August 29, 2026 8:30 PM
August 29, 2026
Incredible Video Shows Chinese Rocket Get Hit by Lightning Mid-Launch
A Chinese rocket was smitten by a bolt from the heavens right after it lifted off. And if…
Computer Science Enrollment Now Declining Under Dark Cloud of AI
For years, the conventional wisdom for ambitious students and languishing jobseekers alike was “learn to code.” Do that,…
SpaceX Investors in Meltdown Over All the Money They’ve Lost
Elon Musk’s SpaceX is many different things to many different people — but one thing that it definitely…
Braindead Politician Accidentally Reads AI Slop That Someone Left in His Speech: “Here’s a More Natural, Flowing Version of That Section That Reads Like a Legislative Speech”
AI chatbots and politicians who aren’t even pretending to try anymore are a match made in heaven. Exhibit…
This May Be the Most Damning Single Fact in Tesla’s Quarterly Earnings Report
Tesla’s latest earnings report was very bad news for the company. In the second quarter, it made $1.1…
Investors Laying Groundwork to Profit Massively When Economy Collapses
Another glowing red indicator just lit up on the control panel steering the US economy: short sellers have…
So Many People Are Smashing Flock’s Cameras That It’s Disguising Them Inside Other Objects
On Wednesday, an a pro-privacy account called “Orwell Day” shared a video on X-formerly-Twitter of a man discovering…
It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
The Cybertruck is a flop. For all of Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s grandiose claims that the pickup would…
Suspicious Bets on Polymarket Suggest Something Fishy Was Happening During the World Cup
While the rest of us were busy rooting against Argentina, suspicious things were afoot on gambling markets related…
Google’s Profits Look a Little Terrifying Under the Hood
As fears of a bursting AI bubble reach new heights, Google has emerged as arguably one of the…
Google’s Immense Greed Is Destroying the Open Web
Publishers have watched in horror as Google continues to double down on AI features that discourage users from…
Suddenly, as His Empire Crumbles, Elon Musk Admits He Made a Huge Mistake With DOGE
Last week, SpaceX’s enormous Starship rocket failed to ignite several of its engines, forcing the company to abort…
Google’s AI Overviews Feature Is Telling Users That SCP Horror Fiction Entities Are Real
If you Google “SCP-565” — an iconic entry in the collaborative fan fiction universe known as the “SCP…
Sports Journalists Asked Microsoft’s Copilot to Predict World Cup Matches, and the Results May Surprise You
AI has wormed its way into every crevice of the 2026 World Cup. It’s dreaming up sloppified soccer…
SpaceX Stock Had Quite a Bad Night
Following its mega-IPO, shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX rocketed to new heights, peaking at just over $222 on…
The US Military Has Been Using Elon Musk’s Grok AI to Bomb Iran
In the early days of the US and Israeli war on Iran, situation monitors were abuzz at the…
Wall Street Terrified That SpaceX Investors Will Dump Their Stocks
The SpaceX IPO has been a windfall for investors — or most of them, at any rate. But…
Snap’s Stock Plunges the Moment It Reveals Its Comically Gigantic AR Glasses
After losing $40 million on a failed attempt to launch a pair of video-recording sunglasses almost a decade…
Tesla Allegedly Showed Cooked Data to Get Full Self-Driving Approved
As if things couldn’t get any worse for Tesla in Europe, traffic safety researchers now say they’ve caught…
MAHA Furious as Kennedy Moves to Ban Their Medicine: Gas Station Heroin
The Make America Healthy Again movement is in meltdown after their figurehead, Robert F. Kennedy Jr initiated a…
Microsoft’s Copilot AI Caught Letting Hackers Steal Your 2FA Codes Through a Single Click
Earlier this month, Meta’s AI chatbot support assistant feature was caught in an embarrassing cybersecurity incident: the bot…
SpaceX Stock Now in Rapid Decline
Shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX rallied after a multitrillion-dollar IPO last Friday, reaching a peak of over $222…
The Funniest Possible Thing Happened After Trump Painted the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Blue
If there’s one thing the Trump administration excels at, it’s turning just about anything into a culture war…
Ohio Police Fire Robocop for Helping Make Zero Arrests and Failing to Issue a Single Ticket
Shout out to arguably the world’s most ethical — and laziest — robot cop. After less than a…