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Computer Science Enrollment Now Declining Under Dark Cloud of AI
For years, the conventional wisdom for ambitious students and languishing jobseekers alike was “learn to code.” Do that,…
SpaceX Investors in Meltdown Over All the Money They’ve Lost
Elon Musk’s SpaceX is many different things to many different people — but one thing that it definitely…
Braindead Politician Accidentally Reads AI Slop That Someone Left in His Speech: “Here’s a More Natural, Flowing Version of That Section That Reads Like a Legislative Speech”
AI chatbots and politicians who aren’t even pretending to try anymore are a match made in heaven. Exhibit…
This May Be the Most Damning Single Fact in Tesla’s Quarterly Earnings Report
Tesla’s latest earnings report was very bad news for the company. In the second quarter, it made $1.1…
Investors Laying Groundwork to Profit Massively When Economy Collapses
Another glowing red indicator just lit up on the control panel steering the US economy: short sellers have…
So Many People Are Smashing Flock’s Cameras That It’s Disguising Them Inside Other Objects
On Wednesday, an a pro-privacy account called “Orwell Day” shared a video on X-formerly-Twitter of a man discovering…
It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
The Cybertruck is a flop. For all of Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s grandiose claims that the pickup would…
Suspicious Bets on Polymarket Suggest Something Fishy Was Happening During the World Cup
While the rest of us were busy rooting against Argentina, suspicious things were afoot on gambling markets related…
Google’s Profits Look a Little Terrifying Under the Hood
As fears of a bursting AI bubble reach new heights, Google has emerged as arguably one of the…
Google’s Immense Greed Is Destroying the Open Web
Publishers have watched in horror as Google continues to double down on AI features that discourage users from…
Suddenly, as His Empire Crumbles, Elon Musk Admits He Made a Huge Mistake With DOGE
Last week, SpaceX’s enormous Starship rocket failed to ignite several of its engines, forcing the company to abort…
Neill Blomkamp Is Making It Look Like AI Is the Last Resort for Filmmakers With Failing Careers
For director Neill Blomkamp, “District 9” must feel like an eternity ago. The 2009 sci-fi action film used…
MAHA Furious as Kennedy Moves to Ban Their Medicine: Gas Station Heroin
The Make America Healthy Again movement is in meltdown after their figurehead, Robert F. Kennedy Jr initiated a…
Microsoft’s Copilot AI Caught Letting Hackers Steal Your 2FA Codes Through a Single Click
Earlier this month, Meta’s AI chatbot support assistant feature was caught in an embarrassing cybersecurity incident: the bot…
SpaceX Stock Now in Rapid Decline
Shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX rallied after a multitrillion-dollar IPO last Friday, reaching a peak of over $222…
The Funniest Possible Thing Happened After Trump Painted the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Blue
If there’s one thing the Trump administration excels at, it’s turning just about anything into a culture war…
Ohio Police Fire Robocop for Helping Make Zero Arrests and Failing to Issue a Single Ticket
Shout out to arguably the world’s most ethical — and laziest — robot cop. After less than a…
SpaceX Stock Has Now Started to Fall
Elon Musk’s SpaceX went public on Friday, exploding onto the scene with a valuation that quickly eclipsed $2…
Elon Musk Fantasizes About Killing Journalists
Elon Musk is straight up fantasizing about murdering his mortal enemies. Those enemies being the powerful cabal of…
OpenAI Is Taking the “Crack Cocaine” Approach to Pricing
OpenAI burned through a staggering amount of money in 2025. According to audited financial figures obtained by AI…
Texas Tech Quarterback’s College Career Over After Getting Caught Betting on His Own Games
After getting caught placing $90,000 worth of bets on himself, star quarterback Brendan Sorsby has thrown in the…
Consensus Grows That China Is Crushing the United States at AI
The so-called “AI race” is a tale of two polar extremes. On one end is the Silicon Valley…
Clavicular’s “Botched” Nose Job Illustrates the Dangers of Looksmaxxing
Notorious “looksmaxxing” influencer Braden “Clavicular” Peters can’t get enough of extreme attempts to make himself look more attractive.…
$1 Million Polymarket Bet That Spain Will Win First World Cup Game Backfires Epically
Most see Spain as the out-and-out favorites to win the World Cup. So why not put a bunch…