August 29, 2026 10:11 PM
August 29, 2026
It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
The Cybertruck is a flop. For all of Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s grandiose claims that the pickup would…
Suspicious Bets on Polymarket Suggest Something Fishy Was Happening During the World Cup
While the rest of us were busy rooting against Argentina, suspicious things were afoot on gambling markets related…
Google’s Profits Look a Little Terrifying Under the Hood
As fears of a bursting AI bubble reach new heights, Google has emerged as arguably one of the…
Google’s Immense Greed Is Destroying the Open Web
Publishers have watched in horror as Google continues to double down on AI features that discourage users from…
Suddenly, as His Empire Crumbles, Elon Musk Admits He Made a Huge Mistake With DOGE
Last week, SpaceX’s enormous Starship rocket failed to ignite several of its engines, forcing the company to abort…
Neill Blomkamp Is Making It Look Like AI Is the Last Resort for Filmmakers With Failing Careers
For director Neill Blomkamp, “District 9” must feel like an eternity ago. The 2009 sci-fi action film used…
Trump Administration Declares Toxic Sewer Sludge Not a Threat to Public Health
Consumers and agricultural workers rejoice: the Trump administration has killed a key regulation meant to keep toxic human…
Trump Says Images of the Iranian Elementary School His Lackeys Obliterated Could Be “AI Generated”
Over four months after the deadly US bombing of the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ school in Southern Iran, which…
Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report
Shares of Elon Musk’s embattled carmaker Tesla slid over 13 percent Thursday morning after posting dismal second quarter…
Trump Is Having a Major Problem With Diarrhea
President Donald Trump has a major problem with explosive diarrhea on his hands. On Tuesday, HHS secretary Robert…
Public Horrified as OpenAI Pushes “Child After Child Into the Grave”
Last week, a new lawsuit accused ChatGPT of encouraging the suicide of a young mother. The 29-year-old Christian…
Man Sues OpenAI, Saying ChatGPT Almost Killed Him With Horrendously Dangerous Medical Advice
A Florida man is suing OpenAI over ChatGPT-generated medical advice, alleging that its flagship chatbot failed to recognize…
Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues
Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Employees have been roiling from multiple rounds of major layoffs.…
Woman “Seriously and Permanently Injured” by Egg McMuffin, Lawsuit Alleges
We’ve all heard the story of the woman who sued McDonald’s for selling her scalding hot coffee —…
Scientists Detect Hundreds of Earthquakes Deep Beneath Antarctica
Something is stirring deep beneath the thick sheet of ice blanketing Antarctica. With the help of deep learning…
Student Reading Ability Spikes After Removing Tech From Class
Would you believe it: a teacher and her students say their reading ability soared after banning tech in…
Google CEO Humiliated by Graduating Stanford Students as They Walk Out of His Speech in Protest
As anger at the tech industry boils over, college students across the United States are using their graduation…
CEOs Now Being Forced to Reverse Course, Cut AI Spending
The era of AI maximalism is grinding to a halt. It was only months ago that CEOs were…
Meta’s Super Expensive New AI Team Is Already a Complete Catastrophe
Now that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s dream of a metaverse has collapsed in on itself, the billionaire has…
Woman’s Death Blamed on Hospital’s AI System
As AI finds its way into hospital systems around the world, the case of one Brazilian woman makes…
Humanoid Robot Preparing to Climb Mount Everest
Humanoid robots are, by definition, pretty extreme. Requiring top-of-the-line batteries, a high-degree of mobility, and a very accurate…
NASA Loads Moon Rocket onto Giant Trump-Branded Train
NASA is gearing up for its extremely ambitious next Moon mission, which will see a crew of astronauts…
Scientists Investigate Strange Rumbling Beneath Utah
A mysterious earthquake deep below northern Utah had scientists scratching their heads back in 1979. The rumble seemingly…
Earth’s Underground Fungus Network Is So Gigantic That If You Stretched It Out, It Would Reach to Other Star Systems
Scientists have mapped the Earth’s entire underground fungal network, showing that it’s so extensive that if it were…