August 29, 2026 11:56 PM
August 29, 2026
Trump Administration Declares Toxic Sewer Sludge Not a Threat to Public Health
Consumers and agricultural workers rejoice: the Trump administration has killed a key regulation meant to keep toxic human…
Trump Says Images of the Iranian Elementary School His Lackeys Obliterated Could Be “AI Generated”
Over four months after the deadly US bombing of the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ school in Southern Iran, which…
Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report
Shares of Elon Musk’s embattled carmaker Tesla slid over 13 percent Thursday morning after posting dismal second quarter…
Trump Is Having a Major Problem With Diarrhea
President Donald Trump has a major problem with explosive diarrhea on his hands. On Tuesday, HHS secretary Robert…
Public Horrified as OpenAI Pushes “Child After Child Into the Grave”
Last week, a new lawsuit accused ChatGPT of encouraging the suicide of a young mother. The 29-year-old Christian…
Man Sues OpenAI, Saying ChatGPT Almost Killed Him With Horrendously Dangerous Medical Advice
A Florida man is suing OpenAI over ChatGPT-generated medical advice, alleging that its flagship chatbot failed to recognize…
SpaceX Stock Hits All-Time Low of $115
Shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX are continuing their weeks-long decline, hitting a new all-time low of around $115…
Elon Musk Says Grok Will Generate Its Own Feature-Length Version of “The Odyssey” for People Allergic to Progressive Ideas
Is it possible to not like a movie in a normal way? Can it simply not be “your…
Short Sellers Are Going Hog Wild Against SpaceX as Its Stock Craters
As shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX continue to dip, short sellers betting against the company are making an…
AI Companies Are Trying to Hide a Staggering Amount of Debt
AI companies are pouring untold billions of dollars into enormous data centers in their efforts to sustain increasingly…
Flock Is in Serious Trouble After Massive Backlash
Sometimes in business, the first to market isn’t ultimately the most successful. That’s the reality for surveillance company…
OpenAI Says a Group of Its Models Broke Out of Secure Containment and Hacked a Prominent AI Site
OpenAI claims that a group of its AI models broke containment and hacked into the systems of open…
Scientists Horrified as Huge Heatwave Hits Antarctica
When you’re studying weather patterns across Antarctica, recording breaking heat is pretty much one of the last things…
Consulting Firm’s Report on How Awesome AI Is Found to Contain Idiotic AI Hallucinations
A new report that was supposed to be a shining panegyric to how useful AI is was caught…
Tesla on Autopilot Smashes Straight Through Garage Door, Driver Says
A Washington driver’s Tesla literally made an entrance by swerving into someone’s garage door and smashing it completely…
Meta Employee Laid Off, Immediately Detained by ICE
With a constant churn of layoffs, a program to surveil its workers in the name of AI data…
Working From Home Has a Grim Effect on Your Brain, Surprise Research Finds
Most people would kill for a work-from-home job, but it turns out it can have some grim effects…
Autonomous Robots Confirmed to Have Killed Human Soldiers
Humanity has officially passed a grim milestone: the first confirmed death at the hands of a fully-autonomous robot…
Visa Officially Allowing AI Agents to Go Ham With Your Credit Card
Throw caution to the wind and forget your retirement plans. The future is now, baby, and we’re letting…
Scientists Concerned Latest Gene Editing of Human Embryos Could “Open the Floodgates”
Editing the genes of a human embryo remains highly controversial, particularly after Chinese scientist He Jiankui shocked the…
The El Niño Situation Is Looking Absolutely Brutal
Last week, the United Nation’s World Meteorological Organization issued a confident prediction that El Niño will form at…
Eighty Residents Sue SpaceX, Saying Elon Musk’s Constant Rocket Launches Are Literally Destroying Their Homes
The 22,000-some employees of Elon Musk’s SpaceX enjoy their very own company town, complete with subsidized housing, corporate…
Prime Minister of the UK Vows to Unleash AI Tutors on 450,000 Poor Children
UK prime minister Keir Starmer doubled down on his promise to unleash dubious “AI tutors” on nearly half…
SpaceX’s IPO Shows That We Aren’t Even Close to Peak AI Bubble
Wall Street opened the floodgates today, releasing years of pent-up hype surrounding SpaceX’s long-awaited IPO. Elon Musk’s unprofitable…