August 30, 2026 1:02 AM
August 30, 2026
SpaceX Stock Hits All-Time Low of $115
Shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX are continuing their weeks-long decline, hitting a new all-time low of around $115…
Elon Musk Says Grok Will Generate Its Own Feature-Length Version of “The Odyssey” for People Allergic to Progressive Ideas
Is it possible to not like a movie in a normal way? Can it simply not be “your…
Short Sellers Are Going Hog Wild Against SpaceX as Its Stock Craters
As shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX continue to dip, short sellers betting against the company are making an…
AI Companies Are Trying to Hide a Staggering Amount of Debt
AI companies are pouring untold billions of dollars into enormous data centers in their efforts to sustain increasingly…
Flock Is in Serious Trouble After Massive Backlash
Sometimes in business, the first to market isn’t ultimately the most successful. That’s the reality for surveillance company…
OpenAI Says a Group of Its Models Broke Out of Secure Containment and Hacked a Prominent AI Site
OpenAI claims that a group of its AI models broke containment and hacked into the systems of open…
Tech Bros Acquiring Entire Company So They Can Appoint an AI as Its CEO
A tech startup called Skyfall AI is set to do the most tech startup thing imaginable: toy with…
Trump’s Explosive Diarrhea Scandal Is Getting Worse and Worse
There’s something undeniably fishy about the Trump administration’s handling of the rising outbreak of an explosive diarrhea-causing parasite…
Frontier AI Is Faceplanting at Real-World Workplace Tasks
To date, AI industry spending has topped $1.6 trillion, and shows no sign of slowing anytime soon. So…
It’s Official: AI Execs Are Quaking in Their Boots
A Chinese open-weight AI model called Kimi K3, developed by Beijing-based firm Moonshot AI, has sent a shiver…
AI CEOs Facing Full-on Revolt From Employees
What could once be characterized as a fairly non-antagonistic relationship between tech luminaries and the high-paid professionals laboring…
We’re Admittedly Terrified That They’ve Now Invented Invisible Drones
We can think of no possible way that a newly invented invisible drone can be used nefariously. Rather…
AI Bro Convinced He Can Vibe Code GTA 6 Before the Real One Comes Out
Are you physically incapable of waiting any longer for Grand Theft Auto VI, which has been in development…
Nike’s AI-Inspired World Cup Jerseys Are So Messed Up That They’re Turning Into a Scandal
From price gouging fans on ticket prices to FIFA’s infamously corrupt leadership handing president Donald Trump a ludicrous…
Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan
SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone highlighting unprecedented levels…
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat
Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial of the United…
The More Data We See About SpaceX’s IPO, the More We’re Wincing
Last Call for the Hype Train Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to imminently go public at a valuation…
Bill Gates Offers Bizarre Excuse About Epstein
In 2011 — three years after Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution of a minor…
Teardown of Trump Phone Reveals Incredibly Embarrassing Secret
Ever since it was announced, tech journalists wondered whether president Donald Trump’s “Trump Mobile” smartphone would ever see…
These Logs of ChatGPT Allegedly Driving a Suicidal Woman to Her Death Are Deeply Disturbing
OpenAI is facing yet another lawsuit over a user’s death by suicide. The latest lawsuit, filed today in…
Furious Judge Cancels Entire Trial After Finding Out Lawyers on Both Sides Used AI
Lawyers just can’t stop being caught using AI chatbots, polluting their filings with hallucinated citations that infuriate judges…
Anthropic Was So Concerned About Its New Mythos-Based Model’s Power That It Lobotomized Its Ability to Improve Itself
Earlier this year, Anthropic refused to release its Mythos AI model to the public, saying it was simply…
OpenAI Execs Are Panicking
An AI price war is brewing. Corporations are reeling after finding that the cost to access powerful AI…
New York Accuses Company of Smuggling Injectable Substance Made From Cadavers
The extracted flesh of the dead being used to fulfill the youth-chasing vanities of the living? That’s the…