August 30, 2026 1:53 AM
August 30, 2026
Tech Bros Acquiring Entire Company So They Can Appoint an AI as Its CEO
A tech startup called Skyfall AI is set to do the most tech startup thing imaginable: toy with…
Trump’s Explosive Diarrhea Scandal Is Getting Worse and Worse
There’s something undeniably fishy about the Trump administration’s handling of the rising outbreak of an explosive diarrhea-causing parasite…
Frontier AI Is Faceplanting at Real-World Workplace Tasks
To date, AI industry spending has topped $1.6 trillion, and shows no sign of slowing anytime soon. So…
It’s Official: AI Execs Are Quaking in Their Boots
A Chinese open-weight AI model called Kimi K3, developed by Beijing-based firm Moonshot AI, has sent a shiver…
AI CEOs Facing Full-on Revolt From Employees
What could once be characterized as a fairly non-antagonistic relationship between tech luminaries and the high-paid professionals laboring…
We’re Admittedly Terrified That They’ve Now Invented Invisible Drones
We can think of no possible way that a newly invented invisible drone can be used nefariously. Rather…
Author Invited to Give Speech at OpenAI Headquarters, Uses Opportunity to Trash AI to Their Faces
Little love has been lost between writers and the AI industry. Companies like OpenAI and Anthropic have ripped…
MLB Bans Hitters From Consulting AI Chatbots Before Going Up to Bat
While military brass and corporate bigwigs race to hand every decision to an AI chatbot, one major American…
Restaurant in Major Trouble After Posting AI Pictures of “Its Food”
Does anyone expect the food they’re ordering to look exactly like it does on the menu? Of course…
New “Advertisement” for Kylie Jenner’s Meta Perv Glasses Shows Something Extremely Funny If You Look at It From the Wrong Angle
Earlier this summer, socialite Kylie Jenner appeared in a series of ads promoting Meta’s controversial smart glasses. The…
The Proliferation of Deepfakes Is Profoundly Changing the Way Teenagers Use the Internet
AI-generated sexual content is rapidly remaking young people’s lives as they confront sex and dating — and the…
SpaceX Is Learning a Nasty Lesson About Going Public When Your Main Product Is Experimental
On Thursday, Elon Musk’s SpaceX was forced to call off the latest launch attempt of its enormous Starship…
Palantir, World’s Weepiest Eye of Sauron, Sues Mayor of London After Losing a Contract
Palantir, the multi-billion dollar AI surveillance company, has been dealt a major blow after London mayor Sadiq Khan…
Solar Just Produced More Electricity Than Coal for the First Time in the History of the United States
Last week, the Trump administration announced that it was pumping $700 million of federal funding into the US…
Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet
The White House and Congress are working on a deal to clamp down on what US citizens are…
Google DeepMind Partner Posts Video of Fake Humanoid Robot
Bot What It Seems In August 2021, Elon Musk’s Tesla held a flashy event announcing its plans to…
Humanoid Robot Kicks Soccer Ball So Hard It Smashes Hole in Wall
Who’s the World Cup favorite? Spain, obviously. But the other nations might stand a chance if FIFA let…
Scientists Discover Fearsome Wind That Destroys Entire Galaxies
Powerful winds capable of destroying entire galaxies could explain why the early universe is littered with “dead” realms…
Deodorant Strictly Forbidden at Intel’s AI Chip Facility
The inside of a facility where AI chips are made is extraordinarily sensitive. Fabrication plants are filled with…
Innocent Man Freed After Spending Over 50 Days in Jail Due to Horribly Inaccurate AI Facial Recognition Tech
Department of Injustice Jalil Richardson of North Carolina is free after spending over 50 days in jail after…
California Primed for Apocalyptic Earthquake, Geological Research Finds
No Fault of Our Own Southern California is home to two major fault lines, the San Andreas and…
Scientists Have Detected Something Deeply Alarming at the Bottom of the Ocean
Mysteries of the Deep Something is stirring in the waters off the coast of Greenland, and it isn’t…
College Students Are Rapidly Losing the Ability to Read
Generation Brain Rot Here’s the latest harrowing dispatch from the frontlines of education, as yet another higher education…
NASA’s Next Moon Mission Is a Rube Goldberg Machine of Corporate Failure Points
NASA announced the crew of four astronauts for its upcoming Artemis 3 mission during a Tuesday announcement, an…