August 30, 2026 9:32 PM
August 30, 2026
Workplaces Have Gotten So Bizarre That People Are Just Sending AI Slop Back and Forth at Each Other
If AI doesn’t drive you into a mental breakdown, then at least it’ll find a way to make…
The Hectic Modern World Is Shredding Your Little Cave Man Brain, Scientists Confirm
Our feeble simian brains simply aren’t built for the “polycrisis” of modern life, a new review of existing scholarship…
AI “Actor” Will “Star” In a New “Movie”
If you’ve been following AI’s inroads into the movie biz, you’ll already know that Tilly Norwood is the…
Zuckerberg Admits That AI Is Not Working Out the Way He Imagined
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to keep his AI team together. As morale is hitting rock-bottom, his…
There’s an Urgent Sign of an Impending Market Collapse
For over a year now, sober-minded observers have warned that the AI bubble can’t last for much longer.…
Drivers Trapped for Hours in Hopeless Gridlock as Waymos Brick on Major Holiday
Revelers celebrating US independence day in San Francisco over the weekend were stopped in their tracks as an…
Microsoft’s $7.3 Billion AI Data Center Just Caught a Nasty Lawsuit From Furious Neighbors
Earlier this year, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proudly touted his company’s $7.3 billion Fairwater data center in Mount…
Rich People Can Afford Good Education for Their Kids. They’re Raising Them on AI Slop Anyways.
Despite having all the resources in the world to offer their offspring a high-quality education, a cohort of…
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
Throughout his second stint in the Oval Office, Donald Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on…
Experts Say Mysterious Metallic Orbs Appear to Have Fallen From the Sky
Mysterious metallic orbs washed up on a secluded beach in Australia, and experts say they likely fell from…
Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk maintains an extremely close relationship with Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr. Under Carr’s…
Swarm of Cyborg Remote Controlled Cockroaches Gains New Power
Scientists turned a bunch of cockroaches into remote-controllable cyborgs — and then built them little scuba suits so…
Mark Zuckerberg Is Realizing That When You Treat Your Workers Like Human Garbage, They Might Not Like You Anymore
The two key ingredients to Mark Zuckerberg’s all-in AI push? Money, and a heaping serving of misanthropy. As…
Trump Says a New Drug Can Bring Dead People Back to Life
On Monday, during a routine press event, president Donald Trump casually made an announcement that in any normal…
Anthropic Says Claude Turned Evil for a Bizarre Reason
In a classic example of the AI industry’s reputational alchemy, Anthropic has often transformed bad behavior by its…
The AI Industry Is Secretly Powered by Homeless People
Last year, a San Francisco-based AI company called Mercor exploded onto the tech scene, just as US workers…
MAGA in Shambles as Trump’s “Made in America” Phone Crumbles Into Dust
All that glitters is not gold — or even a flashy phone of the same color. Trump Mobile,…
Large Study Finds That Replacing Workers With AI Is Backfiring Badly
As AI continues to weave its way into every corner of daily life, one of the public’s chief…
OpenAI Sued Over ChatGPT Medical Advice That Allegedly Killed College Student
The family of a 19-year-old college student who died of an overdose after consulting ChatGPT for medical advice…
New York Times Issues Stern Warning to Its Freelance Writers About AI Use
After a string of AI controversies, The New York Times emailed a “periodic reminder” to freelancers on Tuesday…
Researchers Put Google Gemini in Charge of an Entire Coffee Shop, and It’s Inexorably Driving It Out of Business
An AI agent was given free rein to run a coffee shop in Sweden, and it’s going about…
Man Behind Simulation Hypothesis Warns That Extinction of Humanity Is a Risk We Have to Take
Even if you don’t know Nick Bostrom’s name, you’re almost certainly familiar with the idea he’s most famous…
Unitree Shows Off Fully Functional Mecha Suit
Chinese tech company Unitree has quickly established itself as the brand to beat in the humanoids robotics industry,…
Husband Alarmed as Wife Starts Whispering Quietly to Her Computer
In a trend that sounds like it was engineered in a lab to send chills down the spine…