August 29, 2026 10:14 PM
August 29, 2026
Meta’s Super Expensive New AI Team Is Already a Complete Catastrophe
Now that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s dream of a metaverse has collapsed in on itself, the billionaire has…
Woman’s Death Blamed on Hospital’s AI System
As AI finds its way into hospital systems around the world, the case of one Brazilian woman makes…
Humanoid Robot Preparing to Climb Mount Everest
Humanoid robots are, by definition, pretty extreme. Requiring top-of-the-line batteries, a high-degree of mobility, and a very accurate…
NASA Loads Moon Rocket onto Giant Trump-Branded Train
NASA is gearing up for its extremely ambitious next Moon mission, which will see a crew of astronauts…
Scientists Investigate Strange Rumbling Beneath Utah
A mysterious earthquake deep below northern Utah had scientists scratching their heads back in 1979. The rumble seemingly…
Earth’s Underground Fungus Network Is So Gigantic That If You Stretched It Out, It Would Reach to Other Star Systems
Scientists have mapped the Earth’s entire underground fungal network, showing that it’s so extensive that if it were…
Scientists Horrified as Huge Heatwave Hits Antarctica
When you’re studying weather patterns across Antarctica, recording breaking heat is pretty much one of the last things…
Consulting Firm’s Report on How Awesome AI Is Found to Contain Idiotic AI Hallucinations
A new report that was supposed to be a shining panegyric to how useful AI is was caught…
Tesla on Autopilot Smashes Straight Through Garage Door, Driver Says
A Washington driver’s Tesla literally made an entrance by swerving into someone’s garage door and smashing it completely…
Meta Employee Laid Off, Immediately Detained by ICE
With a constant churn of layoffs, a program to surveil its workers in the name of AI data…
Working From Home Has a Grim Effect on Your Brain, Surprise Research Finds
Most people would kill for a work-from-home job, but it turns out it can have some grim effects…
Autonomous Robots Confirmed to Have Killed Human Soldiers
Humanity has officially passed a grim milestone: the first confirmed death at the hands of a fully-autonomous robot…
Remember That Robot Olaf Disney Was So Proud of? It Just Wiped Out So Hard That His Carrot Nose Went Clattering Across the Pavement
Disney’s much-hyped Olaf robot just got a faceful of pavement. In a viral video, the animatronic of the…
Second SpaceX Satellite Abruptly Explodes
In December, SpaceX revealed that it had lost control of one of its Starlink satellites after suffering an…
Bank Warns of Tesla Stock Collapse
In its quest to pivot from selling EVs to AI and humanoid robots, Tesla has seen his core…
You Know How Scientists Keep Finding Microplastics Literally Everywhere? Well, You’d Never Guess What Their Lab Gloves Are Coated in Straight Out of the Packaging
A growing contingent of the scientific community has become skeptical about the body of research finding that microplastics…
Scientists Investigating Whether Object NASA Is Approaching Is Core of Destroyed Planet
Scientists have long been intrigued by an enormous potato-shaped asteroid, dubbed 16 Psyche, that they suspect to be…
Paper Finds That Leading AI Chatbots Like ChatGPT and Claude Remain Incredibly Sycophantic, Resulting in Twisted Effects on Users
Your AI chatbot isn’t neutral. Trust its advice at your own risk. A striking new study, conducted by…
Australia Turns Into Bright-Red Vision of Hell
Tropical cyclone Narelle made history last week by becoming the first storm in over 20 years to make…
Bluesky Users Respond With Overwhelming Disgust to Platform’s New AI
In its early days, Twitter alternative Bluesky tried to paint itself as a safe haven from the onslaught…
Law Seeks to Ban Public Officials From Making Polymarket Bets on Upcoming Bloodshed, Because Apparently We Live in a Complete Dystopia
Bad news, war profiteers: efforts are underway in the US to ban public officials from placing Polymarket and…
Top ICE Official Falling Apart Medically Due to Stress of Getting Yelled At
Look — it doesn’t matter if your job is supervising a burger joint or managing an office; it’s…
Scientists Intrigued by Microbe That That Makes Mice Swole
A special gut microbe helped mice get jacked, researchers found. Because this microbe is found in humans, it…
Sharks Showing Unusually High Levels of Cocaine
The expression “coked to the gills” has never been more apt. Scientists from Brazil have discovered that sharks…