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OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health, Which Ingests Your Entire Medical Records, But Warns Not to Use It for “Diagnosis or Treatment”

AI chatbots may be explosively popular, but they’re known to dispense some seriously wacky— and…

Jan 9, 2026 4 min read
New AI Device Pours Alcohol Directly Into the Void Where Your Soul Should Be

Watch out, bartenders: your jobs might be next on the AI chopping block — at…

Jan 9, 2026 3 min read
NASA Announces Emergency Evacuation From Space Station

For the first time ever, NASA has been forced to cut a mission to the…

Jan 9, 2026 3 min read
NASA’s Library Shutdown Scandal Is Ballooning

By March of this year, the Trump administration is hoping to shutter over a dozen…

Jan 9, 2026 4 min read
Sony Patents AI That Plays Video Games for You If You Get Stuck

Amid a riotous AI hype cycle, companies are promising that their agentic AIs will —eventually,…

Jan 9, 2026 3 min read
Tesla Fan Profusely Praises FSD For Veering His Car off the Side of the Highway

After a Tesla in Full Self-Driving mode suddenly swerved off of a busy highway and…

Jan 9, 2026 3 min read
Kawasaki’s Robot Horse Is Going Into Production

Back in April, we came across a flashy and almost entirely CGI video of a…

Jan 9, 2026 3 min read
Researchers Just Discovered Something Extremely Unflattering About People Who Believe Conspiracy Theories

What makes a conspiracy theorist? Is it poor education, an overactive imagination, a tinfoil hat?…

Jan 8, 2026 3 min read
Astronaut on Space Station Suffers Medical Issue

A simple medical issue as mundane as an infection is far more dangerous when orbiting…

Jan 8, 2026 3 min read
Instant Bifocals: New Glasses Can Change Their Prescription on the Fly Depending on What You’re Looking At 

In the future, you may not need to get a new prescription for your eye…

Jan 8, 2026 3 min read