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China Has Screwed Up Really, Really Badly
For many decades, the Chinese government attempted to limit population growth through a one-child policy…
Canadian Military Exploring Taliban-Like Insurgent Tactics to Repel American Invasion
While the United States under Donald Trump escalates tensions with its longstanding geopolitical allies, its…
CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant
Wondering what your career looks like in our increasingly uncertain, AI-powered future? According to Palantir…
Scientists Suddenly Discover That Cow Tools Are Real
After more than forty years, a bizarre panel from “The Far Side” comic strip has…
Trump’s HHS Trashes Top African Health Organization as “Fake” and “Powerless”
Last week, we broke down a major debacle unfolding in the health research space. To…
The CEO of Microsoft Suddenly Sounds Extremely Nervous About AI
It sounds like Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is already coming up with excuses in case…
Astronauts Helicoptered to Hospital After Mystery Evacuation From Space Station
Earlier this month, NASA announced that it had to cancel a scheduled spacewalk, citing a…
Tesla Cybercab Spotted Dripping Liquid
Anybody who’s regularly driven in winter conditions knows the importance of keeping windshield washer fluid…
They Started an Entire College Dedicated to Resisting Cancel Culture, and Then the Funniest Possible Thing Happened
In 2021, a crew of self-described free speech martyrs announced they were founding a university…
As Microsoft Stuffs Windows With AI, New Update Prevents Users From Turning Off Their PCs
Microsoft is hellbent on stuffing Windows 11 with AI — and many feel that this…
