August 29, 2026 10:15 PM
August 29, 2026
Visa Officially Allowing AI Agents to Go Ham With Your Credit Card
Throw caution to the wind and forget your retirement plans. The future is now, baby, and we’re letting…
Scientists Concerned Latest Gene Editing of Human Embryos Could “Open the Floodgates”
Editing the genes of a human embryo remains highly controversial, particularly after Chinese scientist He Jiankui shocked the…
The El Niño Situation Is Looking Absolutely Brutal
Last week, the United Nation’s World Meteorological Organization issued a confident prediction that El Niño will form at…
Eighty Residents Sue SpaceX, Saying Elon Musk’s Constant Rocket Launches Are Literally Destroying Their Homes
The 22,000-some employees of Elon Musk’s SpaceX enjoy their very own company town, complete with subsidized housing, corporate…
Prime Minister of the UK Vows to Unleash AI Tutors on 450,000 Poor Children
UK prime minister Keir Starmer doubled down on his promise to unleash dubious “AI tutors” on nearly half…
SpaceX’s IPO Shows That We Aren’t Even Close to Peak AI Bubble
Wall Street opened the floodgates today, releasing years of pent-up hype surrounding SpaceX’s long-awaited IPO. Elon Musk’s unprofitable…
AI Bro Convinced He Can Vibe Code GTA 6 Before the Real One Comes Out
Are you physically incapable of waiting any longer for Grand Theft Auto VI, which has been in development…
Nike’s AI-Inspired World Cup Jerseys Are So Messed Up That They’re Turning Into a Scandal
From price gouging fans on ticket prices to FIFA’s infamously corrupt leadership handing president Donald Trump a ludicrous…
Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan
SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone highlighting unprecedented levels…
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat
Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial of the United…
The More Data We See About SpaceX’s IPO, the More We’re Wincing
Last Call for the Hype Train Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to imminently go public at a valuation…
Bill Gates Offers Bizarre Excuse About Epstein
In 2011 — three years after Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution of a minor…
Alarming Study Finds That Most People Just Do What ChatGPT Tells Them, Even If It’s Totally Wrong
In a matter of only a few years, AI chatbots have become a common part of many of…
Clean Energy Industry Launching Campaign of Vengeance
The renewable energy sector has taken an absolute beating during Donald Trump’s second term as president. The White…
NASA Astronaut Reveals Terrifying Medical Incident That Caused Evacuation from Space Station
Earlier this year, NASA announced the first-ever medical evacuation in the International Space Station’s 25 years of continuous…
New Chinese Spacecraft Tests Robotic Octopus Tentacle for Refueling in Orbit
With over 1,100 satellites currently in orbit and plans to complete a massive megaconstellation in the coming years,…
A Reporter Tried Cooking Actual AI-Generated Recipes and the Results Are Stomach-Churning
The AI industry and its legions of AI bros are hellbent on force-feeding everyone AI slop. Most of…
Scientists Intrigued by “Negative Mass Anomaly” Under Surface of Mars
NASA’s InSight Mars lander made an unusual discovery while probing the Red Planet’s surface for seismic activity. After…
Anthropic Just Leaked Upcoming Model With “Unprecedented Cybersecurity Risks” in the Most Ironic Way Possible
As companies continue to burn through billions of dollars by running massively resource-hungry AI models — and only…
If Your Job Involves Using Your Brain, You May Be in Big Trouble, Tufts Report Finds
As fears over an AI-driven jobs apocalypse continue to grow, researchers are trying to get a better sense…
Protesters Have Figured Out They Can Block Waymos and Berate Their Passengers While the Cars Are Paralyzed
Tech boosters might love them, but Waymo’s self-driving cars aren’t exactly currying favor with John Q Public. In…
Meta’s Big Court Defeat Has Huge Implications for Lawsuits Against the AI Industry
Tech giants Meta and Google-owned YouTube suffered a devastating legal blow yesterday after losing a landmark social media…
OpenClaw Bots Are a Security Disaster
OpenClaw agents, which are personal AI assistants designed to take over entire computers to carry out complex, multistep…
Protestors Outside Anthropic Warn of AI That Keeps Improving Itself
Months after a daring hunger strike failed to pause development of Anthropic’s AI Claude, protestors have rallied around…