June 5, 2026 9:23 AM
June 5, 2026
Polymarket Announces New Bar For Degenerate War Profiteers
Any good bartender knows that talking heads on TVs are bad for business. In watering holes across the…
Encyclopedia Britannica Hits OpenAI With Scary Lawsuit
Writers are often cautioned not to hit readers over the head with the dictionary. But what if it’s…
Grab Your Betrayal-Themed Popcorn Buckets, Because Microsoft Is Threatening to Sue OpenAI
Mutual success has only heightened tensions between Microsoft and OpenAI, whose partnership helped kickstart the AI boom. Now,…
CEO of AI Company Says Gen Z Needs to Get Ready for 30 Percent Unemployment
If you think it’s hard to find a job now, ServiceNow CEO Bill McDermott says just wait until…
Things Are Suddenly Looking Incredibly Bad for Trump’s Social Media Company
President Donald Trump’s struggling Truth Social social network, traded on the stock market as Trump Media & Technology…
“Educational” YouTube AI Slop Encourages Kids to Play in Traffic
YouTube is rife with AI-generated “educational” videos targeting children, and many of the lessons they’re imparting — if…
Delivery Robot Dogpiled on the Streets of Philly
It’s tough to be a robot on the mean streets of Philadelphia. Infamous for brutally destroying an experimental…
Is It Safe to Inject Gray-Market Chinese Peptides?
Peptides — those injectable, ingestible, spreadable, sprayable compounds that seem to be taking the health nuts of the…
Nvidia CEO Says Gamers Are Completely Wrong About His New AI Feature That Yassifies Games
Think Nvidia’s new feature that slaps an AI filter onto your favorite games looks like garbage? Well, the…
OpenAI Cofounder Deletes Controversial Analysis of Which Jobs Are Getting Steam Engined by AI
While the ability of AI tools to steam engine entire human occupations remains a subject of heated debate,…
Sam Altman Confronted At Oscars Party Over Pentagon Deal
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman became a guest of dishonor at an after-Oscars bash last Sunday, after being viciously…
Crypto Market Descending Into Chaos
Since October of last year, the global crypto market has lost nearly $2 trillion in value. Much of…
SpaceX Is Buying Up an Unfathomable Number of Cybertrucks
Now that EV tax incentives have gone up in smoke, Tesla is expected to disappoint once again with…
Rivers Turn Bright Orange in Alaska
Some of Alaska’s scenic rivers and streams look downright apocalyptic this year because they turned a flagrant orange…
Actual Human Interaction Flourishes After High School Bans Phones
New York state banned smartphones in schools this September, and teachers are weeping tears of joy. As New…
Anthropic’s Advanced New AI Tries to Run Vending Machine, Goes Bankrupt After Ordering PlayStation 5 and Live Fish
Still think AI is ready to revolutionize the economy? A new experiment might change your mind. In a…
This New Statistic on Kessler Syndrome Will Give Anyone Who Cares About Space Travel an Instantaneous Stress Headache
In 1978, NASA researcher Donald Kessler and his colleagues published a paper titled “Collision frequency of artificial satellites:…
Doctors Catch Cancer-Diagnosing AI Extracting Patients’ Race Data and Being Racist With It
Just when you thought you heard it all, AI systems designed to spot cancer have startled researchers with…
Officials Deploying AI Surveillance Devices in School Bathrooms
Public spaces aren’t the only place you need to be worried about being monitored. In 2025, officials are…
Holiday Yule Log App Constantly Bombards User With Ads for Premium Version
It’s the holidays. The soft spice of holly and evergreen cling to the air, and a carefully curated…
NASA Says It’s Just Gonna Stare Into Cosmic Voids for a While
With NASA’s operations under existential threat from the Trump administration, maybe it’s not surprising that the agency will…
The Epstein Files Release Website Is Completely Busted
Now that the Department of Justice is releasing hundreds of thousands of long-awaited records from its investigation into…
Furious Residents Say AI Data Centers Are Sucking Up the Great Lakes
Throughout the United States, data centers are popping up like weeds, devouring water and electricity to fuel the…
TikTok Accounts Are Using AI Slop to Sell Seeds to Plants That Don’t Exist
There are thousands of varieties of hosta — a leafy decorative plant that you’ve probably seen adorning outdoor…