August 30, 2026 12:14 AM
August 30, 2026
Palantir, World’s Weepiest Eye of Sauron, Sues Mayor of London After Losing a Contract
Palantir, the multi-billion dollar AI surveillance company, has been dealt a major blow after London mayor Sadiq Khan…
Solar Just Produced More Electricity Than Coal for the First Time in the History of the United States
Last week, the Trump administration announced that it was pumping $700 million of federal funding into the US…
Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet
The White House and Congress are working on a deal to clamp down on what US citizens are…
Google DeepMind Partner Posts Video of Fake Humanoid Robot
Bot What It Seems In August 2021, Elon Musk’s Tesla held a flashy event announcing its plans to…
Humanoid Robot Kicks Soccer Ball So Hard It Smashes Hole in Wall
Who’s the World Cup favorite? Spain, obviously. But the other nations might stand a chance if FIFA let…
Scientists Discover Fearsome Wind That Destroys Entire Galaxies
Powerful winds capable of destroying entire galaxies could explain why the early universe is littered with “dead” realms…
Deodorant Strictly Forbidden at Intel’s AI Chip Facility
The inside of a facility where AI chips are made is extraordinarily sensitive. Fabrication plants are filled with…
Innocent Man Freed After Spending Over 50 Days in Jail Due to Horribly Inaccurate AI Facial Recognition Tech
Department of Injustice Jalil Richardson of North Carolina is free after spending over 50 days in jail after…
California Primed for Apocalyptic Earthquake, Geological Research Finds
No Fault of Our Own Southern California is home to two major fault lines, the San Andreas and…
Scientists Have Detected Something Deeply Alarming at the Bottom of the Ocean
Mysteries of the Deep Something is stirring in the waters off the coast of Greenland, and it isn’t…
College Students Are Rapidly Losing the Ability to Read
Generation Brain Rot Here’s the latest harrowing dispatch from the frontlines of education, as yet another higher education…
NASA’s Next Moon Mission Is a Rube Goldberg Machine of Corporate Failure Points
NASA announced the crew of four astronauts for its upcoming Artemis 3 mission during a Tuesday announcement, an…
Sketchy Polymarket Accounts Making Suspicious Bets on Imminent Iran Ceasefire
Earlier this year, highly suspicious accounts on crypto-based prediction platform Polymarket collected a hefty $400,000 after correctly predicting…
Man Pleads Guilty to Making $8 Million by Creating Music With AI and Using Bots to Drive Zillions of Fake Streams
For quite some time now, human musicians have watched in horror as AI-generated slop has started drowning out…
You’ll Snort-Laugh When You Learn How Much AI Actually Added to the US Economy Last Year
Scanning the headlines, it can be easy to get the impression that every investor, banker, and financial analyst…
Doctor Reels as Son Becomes Plumber in Age of AI
Fear not, dreary laborer. There will always be back-breaking jobs you can do when your office ones get…
Mark Zuckerberg Secretly Training an AI Agent to Do CEO Job
Here’s one job we won’t be sorry to see get automated with AI. According to a new scoop…
Microsoft Realizes It’s Epically Screwed Up Windows 11 as Users Rage at Copilot AI Crammed Everywhere
Microsoft’s commitment to shoving its Copilot AI chatbot into every imaginable facet of its widely-used Windows operating system…
Samples From Distant Asteroid Contain All DNA and RNA Building Blocks
In June 2019, a Japanese spacecraft called Hayabusa2 touched down on Ryugu, a 3,000-foot asteroid some 185 million…
Analyst Warns Against Using Microsoft’s Copilot AI on Friday Afternoons
As Microsoft has aggressively pushed its Copilot AI, it’s logged more than a few high-profile errors. Copilot has…
Jeff Bezos’ Space Company Unveils Plans for Orbital Anti-Asteroid Defense Weapons
Its rockets may have only reached orbit twice so far and its lunar lander is still many years…
SpaceX’s One Million Orbital Data Centers Would Be Debilitating for Astronomy Research, Scientists Say
Earlier this week, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launched from the Vandenberg Space Force Base in California, successfully…
Scientists Just Found Something Rather Grim That Happens When You Stop Taking GLP-1s
Much has been said about how GLP-1s are “miracle” drugs, providing myriad health benefits beyond weight loss or…
The Head of the FBI Just Admitted Something Moderately Horrifying
Turns out the FBI’s been on a shopping spree. And it’s not just any spending binge: as director…