June 5, 2026 8:17 AM
June 5, 2026
Delivery Robot Dogpiled on the Streets of Philly
It’s tough to be a robot on the mean streets of Philadelphia. Infamous for brutally destroying an experimental…
Is It Safe to Inject Gray-Market Chinese Peptides?
Peptides — those injectable, ingestible, spreadable, sprayable compounds that seem to be taking the health nuts of the…
Nvidia CEO Says Gamers Are Completely Wrong About His New AI Feature That Yassifies Games
Think Nvidia’s new feature that slaps an AI filter onto your favorite games looks like garbage? Well, the…
OpenAI Cofounder Deletes Controversial Analysis of Which Jobs Are Getting Steam Engined by AI
While the ability of AI tools to steam engine entire human occupations remains a subject of heated debate,…
Sam Altman Confronted At Oscars Party Over Pentagon Deal
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman became a guest of dishonor at an after-Oscars bash last Sunday, after being viciously…
Crypto Market Descending Into Chaos
Since October of last year, the global crypto market has lost nearly $2 trillion in value. Much of…
Absurd AI-Powered Lawsuits Are Causing Chaos in Courts, Attorneys Say, “Clogging the System” and Driving Up Costs
It was clear that things had gone off the rails when a run-of-the-mill dispute with a homeowner’s association…
Luxury Cruise Descends Into a Diarrhea Nightmare
Ships have always been a particularly efficient vector for diseases. Plague-infested rats found new homes thanks to merchant…
Trump Threatens to Do Something Horrible in Africa Unless He Gets a Deal on Precious Minerals
Donald Trump has been busy in Africa. Look no further than airstrikes in Nigeria, travel bans on 29…
Crowd’s Reaction to BuzzFeed’s New AI App: Uncomfortable Laughter
BuzzFeed made an unfortunate announcement during its company’s earnings report last week, admitting that “there is substantial doubt…
Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is Over
Thousands of tech workers are being laid off, from Atlassian slashing 1,600 jobs to Jack Dorsey’s fintech company…
Venture Capitalist Warns That It’s All About to Come Crashing Down
AI companies continue to pour hundreds of billions of dollars into enormous infrastructure projects, fully expecting demand for…
NASA Now Letting Mars Rover Drive Autonomously
Think self-driving cars are impressive? Try a self-driving rover on a planet over a hundred million miles away.…
Investors Warn That Humanoid Robots Are the Next Financial Bubble
AI powered robots are slowly making their way into our world, from delivery bots on wheels to caregiver…
Lawsuits Allege Ozempic Is Causing Blindness
Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs have been found to cut risks for a variety of health issues…
Bitcoin Crashing is Actually Awesome News for Regular People, Economist Says
After a year of record gains for the crypto industry, recent forces have sent itinto a tailspin. Bitcoin,…
Sheriff Puzzled by UFOs Hovering Over Power Station
Sure, an inexplicable small-town mystery is fun. But for John Grossnickle, sheriff of Sweetwater County, Wyoming, this one’s…
Kyrie Irving Has “Incident” With Humanoid Robot
What’re professional team sports without a good shoving match? Basketball star Kyrie Irving got into one recently —…
When Asked to Generate an Alphabet Poster for Preschoolers, the Latest Version of ChatGPT Just Flails Wildly
On December 11, OpenAI release ChatGPT 5.2, the latest version of the widely used AI chatbot. As it…
Waymo Spotted Driving Wrong Way Down Busy Street
You don’t share the road with robotaxis — the robotaxis munificently share the road with you. This week,…
Bernie Sanders Calls for Halt on Construction of New Data Centers
While some anti-AI advocates have called for some extreme property damage to halt the AI boom, Vermont Senator…
Truth Social Stock Explodes as It Merges With Nuclear Fusion Company
President Donald Trump’s failing social media tech bid has tirelessly tried to reinvent itself into a viable business.…
Tesla Owner Says FSD Is Great Except for the Part Where It Can’t Drive in the Sun
If Elon Musk is to be believed, there will be hundreds of thousands — if not millions —…
New NASA Director Taking Over Agency in Crisis
It’s been almost a full year since NASA last had a full-time leader. The agency, responsible for the…