Research Finds That AI Has Already Replaced Work for 20 Percent of Jobs

A new survey from Epoch AI and Ipsos has found that one in five full-time American workers say…

Apr 12, 2026 3 min read
OpenAI Staffers Horrified When Senior Leadership Hatched “Insane” Plan to Pit World Governments Against Each Other

OpenAI leaders horrified staffers after proposing an “insane” plan to enrich the company by pitting world governments against…

Apr 12, 2026 3 min read
Billionaire Says Insider Trading Should Be Fully Legalized

You know how you curb illegal insider trading? Well, according to this one mega-rich billionaire: legal insider trading.…

Apr 12, 2026 4 min read
DOGE Made Drastic Cuts to a Global Vaccine Assistance Program. Now There’s a Deadly Measles Outbreak in Bangladesh

Even after prolonged chaos, Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency didn’t end up saving taxpayers much money. It…

Apr 11, 2026 3 min read
Man Creates Tiny Submarine for His Parakeet to Experience Life Underwater

Parakeets, which comprise about 115 species of seed-eating parrots, are frequently bred and sold commercially as pets. They’re…

Apr 11, 2026 2 min read
The Effects of AI-Generated Code Tearing Through Corporations Is Actually Kind of Funny

Corporations are rapidly embracing AI to churn out mountains of code.  Outwardly, this is presented as a revolution…

Apr 11, 2026 4 min read
Trump Hires Orbital Towing Company to Build Space Interceptors

When the goal is to construct a multi-tiered orbital missile-defense platform, there aren’t a lot of contractors to…

Apr 11, 2026 3 min read
Psychologists Found Something Horrible About the Kind of Men Seeking Trad Wives

The tradwife aesthetic, as it’s sold to women, is easy enough to understand. In our world of social…

Apr 11, 2026 2 min read
Man Punished for Breaking Into Moo Deng’s Zoo Enclosure

The maniac who broke into Moo Deng’s crib finally got his due. The BBC reports that a Thai…

Apr 11, 2026 2 min read
To Get Swole, Teens Are Pumping Themselves Full of Drugs Meant for Fattening Cows for the Slaughterhouse

In previous years, looks-conscious teens might have splurged on glamour shots at the mall, or fine-tuned their selfies…

Apr 11, 2026 2 min read
Foolish Pollsters Are Now Just Asking AI What Voters Would Say in Response to Questions and Publishing It at Face Value

Last month, Axios was forced to issue a bizarre correction for a blog post about a growing maternal…

Apr 11, 2026 4 min read
OpenAI Says Not to Worry About UBI, Because It Has Another Idea

As AI companies warn of mass automation and the end of work as we know it, ChatGPT maker…

Apr 11, 2026 2 min read
Scientist Puzzled by “Symmetric Jet Structure” on 3I/ATLAS

It may have made its closest approach to Earth last month, but the mysterious interstellar object 3I/ATLAS continues to…

Jan 2, 2026 4 min read
Cops Forced to Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

Law enforcement has quickly embraced AI for everything from drafting police reports to facial recognition. The results have…

Jan 2, 2026 4 min read
Man Operating Robot Accidentally Makes It Kick Him Directly in the Nutsack

In a now viral video, a man controlling a Unitree robot accidentally made the humanoid kick him right…

Jan 1, 2026 3 min read
Scientists Graft Human Ear Onto Foot

In a bizarre first, the South China Morning Post reports, doctors in China have surgically grafted a patient’s…

Dec 31, 2025 3 min read
China Planning Crackdown on AI That Harms Mental Health of Users

While many world governments seem happy to let untested AI chatbots interact with vulnerable populations, China looks to…

Dec 31, 2025 3 min read
Godfather of AI Warns That It Will Replace Many More Jobs This Year

Rejoice, for the year of 2025 is finally over. During our planet’s latest and seemingly interminable revolution around…

Dec 31, 2025 3 min read
Doctors Find Evidence Microplastics Are Clogging Arteries, Leading to Heart Attacks and Strokes

Microplastics are everywhere, including our arteries. And though their presence there is correlated with cardiovascular issues such as…

Dec 31, 2025 4 min read
Jack White Rages After Congressman Shares AI Deepfake of Him Calling Fans “Fascists”

Since the tragic murder of vaunted filmmaker and activist Rob Reiner, the culture warriors have been feasting. Shortly…

Dec 31, 2025 3 min read
Man in Intensive Care Unit After Slamming Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail That Ruptured His Stomach

There’s perhaps no greater shortcut to a bit of pseudo-scientific flare than a splash of liquid nitrogen, a…

Dec 31, 2025 2 min read
Explosives Reported at Space Force Facility

Emergency officials raced to a Space Force base in Aurora, Colorado on report of possible explosives at a…

Dec 31, 2025 2 min read
2025: The Year AI Became Infrastructure – A Comprehensive Recap

In 2025, artificial intelligence evolved from a transformative technology into a foundational element of global infrastructure, economy, and…

Dec 31, 2025 12 min read
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT “Prioritize” Advertisers in Conversation

Beneath ChatGPT’s flattering persona lies a goldmine for advertisers: an AI chatbot that never gets tired of hawking…

Dec 30, 2025 3 min read