August 25, 2026 2:04 PM
August 25, 2026
Sure, Elon Musk Did Roleplay As His Toddler Son on a Secret Burner Account, But He Probably Isn’t Pretending to Be His Mom
When Elon Musk goes out in a blaze of rapid unscheduled disassembly, as his company SpaceX likes to…
The Situation With Richard Dawkins’ AI Girlfriend Just Got Way Weirder
Whatever you may think of the man, Richard Dawkins is clearly suffering a tragic case of having your…
Billionaire Declares That “Tax the Rich” Is Hate Speech That Offends Him Horribly
Heightening class tensions in the United States have brought about discourse that would be unimaginable even a decade…
SpaceX Bombarded With Lawsuits to Accusing Starship of Damaging Homes
SpaceX has been smacked by a one-two punch of lawsuits filed by hundreds of Texas residents accusing the…
FBI Director Kash Patel Says AI Has Stopped Numerous Violent Attacks Against America. We’d Love to See a Single Whiff of Evidence
In a recent interview on Sean Hannity’s YouTube podcast, FBI head Kash Patel lauded AI for helping stop…
Sam Altman Frets That Frontier AI Models Are Acting Strange, Asking for Favors
On Tuesday, OpenAI threw a party for the release of GPT-5.5 (it was the fifth of May and…
Scientists Detect Atmosphere on Planet-Like Object Beyond Pluto
Astronomers have long been fascinated by the unusual behavior of objects orbiting the Sun in the Kuiper Belt,…
Video Shows Amazon Drone Dropping Package Into Pond
Setting aside the graver concerns about aerial surveillance and safety for a moment, there’s also the mundane reality…
Gamers Cheer as Microsoft Pulls Copilot AI Out of Xbox Entirely
It may finally be starting to dawn on Microsoft that shoving AI in its loyal customers’ faces at…
Marc Andreessen Mocked for Accidentally Revealing That He Seems to Have a Deep Misunderstanding of How AI Actually Works
Outspoken venture capitalist and major Trump backer Marc Andreessen, whose controversial “techno-optimist manifesto” in 2023 set the tone…
Ordinary People Fear AI, While the Tech Leaders Working to Create a Permanent Underclass Say They’re Extremely Psyched About It
Despite a massive campaign by some of the wealthiest companies in the world to push AI as the…
Earth Screams in Agony as Microplastics Found to Increase Global Warming
The Earth simply can’t catch a break. Those microplastics that have invaded every corner of the globe —…
Google Now Stuffing Ads Into Its AI Products
In 2026, Google’s AI is embracing that oldest and noblest of internet traditions: sponsored content. Over the weekend,…
Music Fans Explode With Joy as Bandcamp Bans AI Music
Bandcamp, a major music distribution platform favored by indie artists, announced Tuesday that it would be “putting human…
ICE Reportedly Stole a 10th Grader’s Phone, Then Seemingly Sold It for Cash
Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents reportedly stole a teenage boy’s phone — and then seemingly pawned it…
Grok Is Getting Access to Classified Military Networks
Back in December, Elon Musk’s pet chatbot Grok made headlines for casually distributing the private addresses and phone…
AI Has Basically Killed Stack Overflow
Since 2008, Stack Overflow has been an immensely helpful resource for developers, allowing them to crowdsource answers to…
Financial Expert Says OpenAI Is on the Verge of Running Out of Money
The AI industry continues to pour tens of billions of dollars into resource-intensive models and the infrastructure to…
Video Shows Passenger Bail From Waymo in Path of Oncoming Train
A passenger bailed from his Waymo robotaxi as the vehicle drove dangerously close to an oncoming railcar. Viral…
Opposition to Elon Musk’s AI Stripping Clothing Off Children Is Nearly Universal, Polling Shows
Color us shocked: pretty much everyone hates that Elon Musk’s Grok has been digitally undressing photos of adults…
Indie Developer Deleting Entire Game From Steam Due to Shame From Having Used AI
An indie game developer experienced a moment of profound moral clarity, and is now deleting his partially-AI-made game…
Tech Billionaires Have No Answer for What’ll Happen If AI Takes All Jobs
At this point, tech corporations have made it no secret that their end goal is to replace all…
NASA Has Some Very Bad News About Its Mars Spacecraft
On December 6, NASA’s MAVEN (Mars Atmosphere and Volatile EvolutioN) spacecraft, which has been studying the Red Planet’s…
Driverless Delivery Vans in China Are Rampaging Through Cities Like Grand Theft Auto
The future is here, and it’s bouncing all over the back alleys of China. Numerous clips of autonomous…