September 25, 2026 4:40 PM
September 25, 2026
CEO Says There Will Be No Raises Because He Spent All the Money on AI
For years, tech CEOs have used AI as an excuse to justify layoffs. In reality, though, many experts…
Kevin O’Leary Pleads With Locals to Allow His Massive Data Center If He Shrinks It Down to the Size of One Manhattan
“Shark Tank” investor Kevin O’Leary wants to build a menacingly large data center facility near the Great Salt…
It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly
Elon Musk’s SpaceX IPO is a mere week away, with the space company aiming to raise a whopping…
ISS Astronauts Ordered to Enter Evacuation Mode
Astronauts on board the International Space Station were ordered to shelter inside their spacecraft after discovering new “cracks…
Ebola Expert Fears Outbreak Is Heading Into “Nightmare Scenario”
The third-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded is currently ripping through the Democratic Republic of Congo, with over 1,000…
While Google’s CEO Pumps Up AI, Its Actual Employees Are Disgusted by It
Not even Google’s own workforce seems all that enthusiastic about AI. Internal messages obtained by 404 Media show…
Data Centers Have Become Shockingly Unpopular, Poll Finds
A silent war is playing out across rural America. Residents are packing themselves into local county meetings in…
People Are Not Happy About Google’s Plan to Release Millions of Bioengineered Mosquitoes Into the Wild
One of the wealthiest corporations in the world is seeking government permission to release 32 million mosquitoes throughout…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of playoff basketball. The…
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly “unkempt” rube, in…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family just enjoying each…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting shelves at your…
Anthropic Researcher Quits in Cryptic Public Letter
An Anthropic researcher just announced his resignation in a cryptic and poetry-laden letter warning of a world “in…
TikTok Refuses to Confirm or Deny That It’s Providing User Data to ICE
Last month, the popular social video app TikTok finalized a deal with investors, including Oracle, to appease a…
If Scientists Ever Find Strong Evidence of Alien Life, Communicating It Will Pose Serious Issues
We may not have found any definitive proof of extraterrestrial life just yet, despite plenty of hope among…
“Novelist” Boasts That Using AI She Can Churn Out a New Book in 45 Minutes, Says Regular Writers Will Never Be Able to Keep Up
At the height of his powers, and perhaps his amphetamine habit, legendary sci-fi author Philip K. Dick cranked…
Bitcoin Finally Finds Practical Use: Kidnapping Senior Citizens for Ransom
For years, Bitcoin evangelists have grasped at straws trying to explain what their digital currency is actually good…
Forget the NFL: New Sport Forces Two Massive Guys to Smash Into Each Other like Rhinos
Turns out the sci-fi filmmakers got it backwards. All those ’70s and ’80s dystopias like “Rollerball,” “The Running…
Photo Shows Elon Musk at Jeffrey Epstein Dinner
A newly revealed photo shows Elon Musk attending a “wild” dinner with Jeffrey Epstein and other powerful tech…
SpaceX Is Building Its Own Particle Accelerator
The Sun unleashes a torrent of charged particles. Some of them slam into the Earth’s atmosphere, triggering breathtaking…
Elon Musk Announces Huge Change: Self-Growing City on Moon Now Top Priority at SpaceX
Just over a year ago, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk made it abundantly clear he was not interested in…
The Department of Homeland Security Is Demanding That Google Turn Over Information About Random Critics
The US government has found a frighteningly efficient way to keep tabs on citizens who criticize the government:…
Hospital Evacuated When Man Arrives With WW1 Shell Stuck in the Wildest Part of His Body Imaginable
Health professionals have long had to deal with patients who inadvisably shoved a whole range of foreign objects…
GLP-1s Are an Environmental Catastrophe
Ozempic and other GLP-1 agonist drugs have become an enormously popular way to lose weight. And with generic, much cheaper versions…