September 22, 2026 1:32 PM
September 22, 2026
New Website Detects Apocalypse If Billionaire Jets Start Fleeing en Masse
Billionaires aren’t like us. They get special tax breaks to protect their fortunes, operate private intelligence rings, and…
Debt Collectors Are Being Replaced With AI Agents
With inflation out of control amidst a low-fire, low-hire economy, the amount of private debt in the United…
Elon Musk Furious at Starlink Being Used for American Suicide Drones
SpaceX has established itself as an influential contractor for the US military, allowing the Pentagon access a proprietary…
The MyPillow Guy’s Entire Business is Being Held Hostage by Hackers
Monstrous defeats keep coming for Mike Lindell, the notorious entrepreneur behind the MyPillow brand and one-time advisor to…
Nvidia CEO Begs Execs to Stop Telling Workers They’re Fired Because of AI
We’ve long had our doubts about tech leaders making boisterous claims about automating jobs with AI. For a…
More Than This Many Hours of Sleep Is Linked to Early Death, Scientists Find
How much should we sleep each night? It’s the age-old question that makes almost nobody happy, since most…
NASA Releases Sweeping Plans for Moon Base
NASA remains committed to developing a permanent presence on the Moon — space science budgets be damned. During…
Uber Says Its AI Costs Just Aren’t Worth It
The true cost of AI is rapidly catching up with the tech industry. At first, tech leaders were…
Companies That Adopted AI Agents Alarmed to Discover They’re Botching Incredibly Important Tasks
AI agents used to be all the rage, the supposed next hit product category after generative AI failed…
Anthropic Cofounder Travels to Vatican, Tells Pope They’re Finding “Unsettling” Things Inside AI Models
Ever since being anointed as the leader of the Catholic Church last year, Pope Leo has been an…
Scientist Suggests That 3I/ATLAS May Have Seeded Life as It Careened Through Our Solar System
A small group of scientists have long suggested that the seeds of life may have been distributed across…
99 Percent of CEOs Are Preparing to Lay Off Workers and Replace Them With AI Within Two Years, Survey Finds
Fear of AI is at an all-time high. Not fear of a Skynet-style superintelligent singularity seizing power, generally…
Far-Right Dweebs Are Getting Scammed by an AI-Generated Waifu
Terminally online right wing dorks are falling head over heels for an AI-generated waifu — and setting themselves…
Scientists Scramble to Set Up Outpost on Rapidly Melting Glacier
Braving poor visibility, high winds, and frigid temperatures, a team of researchers has finally established a foothold on…
As Saudi Arabia’s 100-Mile Skyscraper Crumbles, They’re Replacing It With the Most Desperate Thing Imaginable
No one is surprised that Neom — Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s $1.5 trillion-with-a-t plan to build…
Google Staffers Terrified of ICE After Attempt to Force Entry Into Company Building
While employees at some tech corporations are demanding their executives cancel government contracts on principle, workers at other…
Even Palantir Staff Are Now Disgusted With ICE
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta to “hand it” to Palantir, a company known for its AI…
Tech Execs Weirdly Silent After Private Screening of “Melania” Documentary
The Trump administration may govern for the billionaire class, but that doesn’t necessarily mean billionaires are enjoying the…
Trump Department Responsible for Airline Safety Using AI to Write New Regulations, So They Can Be Churned Out as Fast as Possible
The Department of Defense might be the first government agency to roll out a department-wide AI chatbot, but…
Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela
Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to hamstring defenses, disorient…
Moon Astronauts Enter Quarantine for Launch
We’re just days away from NASA’s historic return to the Moon. The agency’s Artemis 2 mission will see…
People on Polymarket Are Making a Fortune by Betting Against Elon Musk’s Famously Worthless Promises
Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk has long garnered a reputation for being massively wrong in his promises…
Doctor Says What Border Patrol Agents Did After Shooting Alex Pretti Was Sickening
A doctor who witnessed the brutal shooting of Alex Pretti by Border Patrol agents says that the agents…
Tesla Kills Autopilot After Storm of Criticism, Paywalls Basic Features
The concept for Tesla’s driver-assistance system, Autopilot, has been around for well over a decade. Elon Musk’s EV…