September 22, 2026 1:30 AM
September 22, 2026
The Amish Are Embracing ChatGPT
AI is reportedly making inroads in a famously tech-cautious community: the Amish. According to a fascinating story by…
Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake to Test Elon Musk’s “Boat” Claims, and It Went About as Well as You’d Guess
Longtime Cybertruck watchers might remember a peculiar day back before the brutalist pickup was even released, when Tesla…
Doomsday Glacier Shows Signs of Imminent Disintegration
Bad news for anybody holding out hope for a future free of climate disaster: one of the largest…
SpaceX Announces Plans to Put Billionaire on First Rocket to Mars
The future of space travel is pay to play, but that might not be a bad thing. During…
Starbucks Scraps Disastrous AI Tool
Hold onto your pumpkin spice lattes, because Starbucks is canning its AI tool after it turned out to…
Marc Andreessen Sputters Incomprehensibly at Question About How AI Will Actually Benefit Humankind
There’s plenty of hype to go around about AI. It’s going to revolutionize this and automate that. But…
Cannes Film Festival Says the Wall Street Journal Is Wrong: It’s Not Debuting an AI-Generated Feature Film This Week
This week, the Wall Street Journal ran a provocative story claiming that a fully AI-generated movie called “Hell…
Finance Bros Tremble in Fear That They Could Be Replaced by AI Too
It’s not looking good for finance bros as another major banker has sung the praises of AI automating…
Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation
The long awaited Democratic Party “autopsy” of the 2024 election failure has finally been released, and it’s riddled…
Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology
Like data centers, automatic license plate readers (ALPRs) are incredibly unpopular with voters around the US. Plenty of…
SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment
Elon Musk has just pulled back the curtain on the biggest public stock offering in history, and the…
Fake OpenAI Ads Appear on Subway: “Yes, We Built a Machine That Tells Teenagers to Kill Themselves… But It Might Also Help Them With Their Homework”
An artist in London plastered fake OpenAI ads inside city subway cars calling attention to ChatGPT’s close ties…
Trump’s HHS Trashes Top African Health Organization as “Fake” and “Powerless”
Last week, we broke down a major debacle unfolding in the health research space. To recap: over the…
The CEO of Microsoft Suddenly Sounds Extremely Nervous About AI
It sounds like Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is already coming up with excuses in case the whole AI…
Astronauts Helicoptered to Hospital After Mystery Evacuation From Space Station
Earlier this month, NASA announced that it had to cancel a scheduled spacewalk, citing a “medical situation” affecting…
Tesla Cybercab Spotted Dripping Liquid
Anybody who’s regularly driven in winter conditions knows the importance of keeping windshield washer fluid topped up. Keeping…
They Started an Entire College Dedicated to Resisting Cancel Culture, and Then the Funniest Possible Thing Happened
In 2021, a crew of self-described free speech martyrs announced they were founding a university to save American…
As Microsoft Stuffs Windows With AI, New Update Prevents Users From Turning Off Their PCs
Microsoft is hellbent on stuffing Windows 11 with AI — and many feel that this is coming at…
Experts Concerned That AI Progress Could Be Speeding Toward a Sudden Wall
Is the AI industry racing towards a point where the tech’s progress stalls out or slows to a…
Young Tech Bros Are Embracing Celibacy in Favor of the All-Consuming Drive for Wealth
The future moguls of corporate America aren’t living like the new money princes in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The…
Inventor Building AI-Powered Suicide Chamber
The inventor of a controversial suicide pod is making sure his device keeps up with the times by…
NASA Moves Giant Artemis II Rocket to Launchpad to Blast Astronauts to Moon
NASA’s Moon rocket has made it to its launchpad. On Saturday, the towering assembly — comprising the enormous…
Cybertruck Sales Show Stomach-Churning Drop
Tesla’s “apocalypse-proof” Cybertruck is continuing to experience a near-cataclysmic plunge in sales that seems impossible to recover from.…
Arrests Made for Murder at Amazon Facility
An Amazon fulfillment center in Texas became a murder scene after a dispute between co-workers spiraled into a…