January 31, 2026 3:57 AM
January 31, 2026
As Saudi Arabia’s 100-Mile Skyscraper Crumbles, They’re Replacing It With the Most Desperate Thing Imaginable
No one is surprised that Neom — Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s $1.5 trillion-with-a-t plan to build…
Google Staffers Terrified of ICE After Attempt to Force Entry Into Company Building
While employees at some tech corporations are demanding their executives cancel government contracts on principle, workers at other…
Even Palantir Staff Are Now Disgusted With ICE
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta to “hand it” to Palantir, a company known for its AI…
Tech Execs Weirdly Silent After Private Screening of “Melania” Documentary
The Trump administration may govern for the billionaire class, but that doesn’t necessarily mean billionaires are enjoying the…
Trump Department Responsible for Airline Safety Using AI to Write New Regulations, So They Can Be Churned Out as Fast as Possible
The Department of Defense might be the first government agency to roll out a department-wide AI chatbot, but…
Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela
Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to hamstring defenses, disorient…
Moon Astronauts Enter Quarantine for Launch
We’re just days away from NASA’s historic return to the Moon. The agency’s Artemis 2 mission will see…
People on Polymarket Are Making a Fortune by Betting Against Elon Musk’s Famously Worthless Promises
Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk has long garnered a reputation for being massively wrong in his promises…
Doctor Says What Border Patrol Agents Did After Shooting Alex Pretti Was Sickening
A doctor who witnessed the brutal shooting of Alex Pretti by Border Patrol agents says that the agents…
Tesla Kills Autopilot After Storm of Criticism, Paywalls Basic Features
The concept for Tesla’s driver-assistance system, Autopilot, has been around for well over a decade. Elon Musk’s EV…
Earth’s Lower Orbit Could Rapidly Collapse, Scientists Warn
If you thought humanity already had its hands full with climate change, think again. With satellites and space…
Trump Forgets the Word for “Alzheimer’s” While Insisting His Memory Is Fine
Experts have long questioned president Donald Trump’s claims of having a clean bill of health. He has been…
Mind Blowing James Webb Photo Shows Star Crumbling Into Dust
A new image taken by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope provides an astonishingly close up look of a…
Workers Say AI Is Useless, While Oblivious Bosses Insist It’s a Productivity Miracle
Bosses being severely disconnected from the needs of their employees is a tale as old as time. But…
Facebook AI Slop Has Grown So Dark That You May Not Be Prepared
For years now, Facebook’s feeds have been drowned out by an unrelenting tidal wave of AI slop, turning…
Scientists Astonished by Glimpse of Huge, Ancient Ocean on Mars
Scientists have long suspected that Mars was once teeming with water, a tropical oasis with vast river systems…
ICE Is Scanning Civilians’ Faces, Telling Them They’re Being Entered Into a Terrorism Database
In case you needed further evidence that we’re living in the worst version of a cyberpunk dystopia, immigration…
Elon Musk Is So Unlikable That His Feud With Random Airline Is Doing Wonders for Sales, Says CEO
Elon Musk tried to pick a fight with a major airline CEO — who says thanks for all…
Business Leaders Suddenly Fearful as Anger Surges Over AI Replacing Human Jobs
It’s an agonizing time for the labor market in the US, where unemployment is on the rise and…
There’s Reportedly a Car Secretly Following Every Tesla Robotaxi, and the Reason Why Is So Absurd You Aren’t Going to Believe It
When Tesla launched its Robotaxi service last summer, it came with an embarrassing caveat. Sitting in the front…
Experts Warn That There’s Something Wrong With the Moon Rocket NASA Is About to Launch With Astronauts Aboard
In less than two weeks, NASA is scheduled to launch its Artemis 2 mission, the first crewed journey…
Metal Band Releases New Album on N64 Cartridge
Last year saw the highest vinyl record sales since 1984, signaling a strong desire among music enthusiasts to…
Man Explains Why He Shredded Up an AI-Generated Art Exhibit With His Bare Teeth
Last week, a University of Alaska, Fairbanks undergraduate student was detained by police after ripping off pieces of…
Meteorologist Warns That Winter Storm Means Trees Are About to Start Exploding
With a major winter storm about to blast pretty much every US state east of the Rocky Mountains,…