March 15, 2026 5:51 PM
March 15, 2026
Internet Sleuths Just Found Something About Elon Musk Getting a Massage in the Epstein Files
For a guy who keeps insisting he’s totally innocent of any accusations of wrongdoing with Jeffrey Epstein, Elon…
Bitcoin Is Crashing So Hard That Miners Are Unplugging Their Equipment
Bitcoin is crashing hard, reaching historic lows of well below the $70,000 mark. At the time of writing,…
Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald Trump, their grift…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO Elon Musk was…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century Persia have been…
Sam Altman Is Spiraling
In 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed the possibility that his company would ever have to stuff ads…
Peloton Institutes Mass Layoffs After Pivoting to AI
During the COVID-19 pandemic, stationary bike company Peloton was the talk of the town, allowing its customers to…
Anthropic Just Sent Shockwaves Through the Entire Stock Market by Releasing a New AI Tool
Last week, Anthropic released a new AI tool for automating legal work, precipitating a mass stock market selloff…
New Site Lets AI Rent Human Bodies
The machines aren’t just coming for your jobs. Now, they want your bodies as well. That’s at least…
Uh Oh… Nvidia’s $100 Billion Deal With OpenAI Has Fallen Apart
AI chipmaker Nvidia has been at the center of the enormous AI hype wave that has gripped global…
Polymarket CEO Known for Yelling at His Employees, Attending Meetings Shirtless
Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan’s social media went silent in the aftermath of a dawn raid on his Manhattan…
Man Operating Robot Accidentally Makes It Kick Him Directly in the Nutsack
In a now viral video, a man controlling a Unitree robot accidentally made the humanoid kick him right…
Scientists Graft Human Ear Onto Foot
In a bizarre first, the South China Morning Post reports, doctors in China have surgically grafted a patient’s…
China Planning Crackdown on AI That Harms Mental Health of Users
While many world governments seem happy to let untested AI chatbots interact with vulnerable populations, China looks to…
Godfather of AI Warns That It Will Replace Many More Jobs This Year
Rejoice, for the year of 2025 is finally over. During our planet’s latest and seemingly interminable revolution around…
Doctors Find Evidence Microplastics Are Clogging Arteries, Leading to Heart Attacks and Strokes
Microplastics are everywhere, including our arteries. And though their presence there is correlated with cardiovascular issues such as…
Jack White Rages After Congressman Shares AI Deepfake of Him Calling Fans “Fascists”
Since the tragic murder of vaunted filmmaker and activist Rob Reiner, the culture warriors have been feasting. Shortly…
Man in Intensive Care Unit After Slamming Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail That Ruptured His Stomach
There’s perhaps no greater shortcut to a bit of pseudo-scientific flare than a splash of liquid nitrogen, a…
Explosives Reported at Space Force Facility
Emergency officials raced to a Space Force base in Aurora, Colorado on report of possible explosives at a…
2025: The Year AI Became Infrastructure – A Comprehensive Recap
In 2025, artificial intelligence evolved from a transformative technology into a foundational element of global infrastructure, economy, and…
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT “Prioritize” Advertisers in Conversation
Beneath ChatGPT’s flattering persona lies a goldmine for advertisers: an AI chatbot that never gets tired of hawking…
Ship of Scientists Headed to Doomsday Glacier
A team of scientists are staring climate change in the eye, the New York Times reports, setting sail…
Doctors Say AI Use Is Almost Certainly Linked to Developing Psychosis
There continue to be numerous reports of people suffering severe mental health spirals after talking extensively with an…