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March 15, 2026
Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Asking to Visit His Notorious Island
Somehow, Elon Musk’s infamous outburst accusing Donald Trump of being in the Epstein files has managed to age…
Mystery Man Dressed as FBI Agent Tries to Break Luigi Mangione Out of Jail
A mysterious man, dressed as an FBI agent, showed up to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn in…
Amid Lawsuits, OpenAI Says It Will Retire “Reckless” Model Linked to Deaths
OpenAI announced on Thursday that it would retire GPT-4o — an especially warm, sycophantic version of the chatbot at…
Darren Aronofsky’s AI-Generated Show Contains Garbled Neural Gore, Even Just in the Teaser Trailer
The use of generative AI in creative fields has turned into a flame war — a nightmare of…
OpenAI Representatives Are Going to Critics’ Houses With Threats and Demands
A man who works at an AI watchdog group was alarmed when OpenAI suddenly showed up at his…
Microsoft Stock Takes Most Massive Single-Day Loss Since Pandemic as Its AI Efforts Flail
Microsoft is taking a pounding in the stock market. On Thursday, the Redmont giant’s share price collapsed by…
Crypto Bros in Meltdown as Bitcoin Crashes
The crypto market has not had a cozy winter. After Bitcoin suffered some epic tumbles in November, the…
Sam Altman Says AI Will Cause Massive Deflation, Making Money Worth Vastly More
OpenAI is betting in the biggest way possible on a future ruled by AI. It’s committing to spending…
NASA’s Moon Spacesuits Are Plagued With Issues
NASA is gearing up for the first crewed journey to the Moon in over half a century, a…
Russian Soldiers Seen Surrendering to Gun-Wielding Robot
As Russia’s invasion of Ukraine enters its fourth year, remotely-operated ground robots have become a startlingly common sight…
Elon to Merge SpaceX and xAI
Earlier this week, news emerged that SpaceX CEO Elon Musk was considering taking his private space company public…
Elon Musk Shutting Down Tesla Car Factory to Manufacture Robots Instead
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has made good on his threats to steer his EV maker away from his…
Founder of Mental Health Startup Has Epic Public Breakdown, Tries to Start Fire, Flees in Tesla, Crashes
The idyllic countryside of a Bay Area winery was rudely disrupted this weekend when a man allegedly tried…
OpenAI Preparing to Launch Smut Blaster 5000
The AI smut market is booming, and tech executives are starting to notice. Indeed, one study found that…
Trump Orders States Not to Protect Children From Predatory AI
On the topic of states rights, Donald Trump doesn’t exactly follow the party line. During his first term,…
Police Investigating Weird Man Found in Waymo by Passenger
Earlier this week, a woman made a startling discovery while hailing a Waymo autonomous cab for her daughter…
Regular People Are Rising Up Against AI Surveillance Cameras
AI surveillance company Flock Safety might be having a banner year as it aggressively expands its dragnet across…
Huge Study Finds Very Worrying Results for Medical Marijuana Patients
In a blow to the medical cannabis establishment, a team of psychiatrists performed a detailed analysis on 15…
Waymo’s Software Patch to Not Run Down Children Getting Off School Buses Isn’t Working, School Claims
Despite holding a track record as some of the safest self-driving cars on American roads, Waymo’s robotaxis seem…
Scientists Reveal Robot Small Enough to Travel Through Human Body
We’re far from realizing the kind of nanomachines envisioned in media like “The Diamond Age” and Metal Gear…
Scientists Discover Strong Upside for Men Getting Castrated
Don’t tell Bryan Johnson, the tech CEO famously obsessed with not dying, but the key to living longer…
Bugs Fed Microplastics Grow to Ludicrous Size
Microplastics have infiltrated both our bodies — where they’re found in our organs, bodily fluids, and even brains…
Anthropic’s Chief Scientist Says We’re Rapidly Approaching the Moment That Could Doom Us All
Anthropic’s chief scientist Jared Kaplan is making some grave predictions about humanity’s future with AI. The choice is…
Scientists Detect Huge Rotating Structure in Space
Astronomers have observed enormous filaments of galaxies tied together with dark matter — the stuff scientists believe makes…