August 30, 2026 3:08 PM
August 30, 2026
AI Is Pushing Older Employees Straight Out of the Workforce, New Report Finds
So far, the narrative of AI in the workplace has had a consistent victim: the recent college grad,…
Famous “Pick Up Artist” Reduced to Hitting on AI Girlfriend
Erik von Markovik, the notorious “pickup artist” known by his stage name Mystery, is apparently obsessed with an…
The AI Industry Has Finally Found the Perfect Customer: Bloodthirsty Terrorists
AI chatbots has been a dream come true for criminals. The tech has been a boon for scammers.…
CEO Pleads With AI Industry to Stop Charging So Much to Replace Human Labor
With each passing day without an AI labor revolution, the tech industry’s pricing scheme for AI is becoming…
Scientists Say They’ve Identified an Earth-Like Planet Right Next Door
A recently discovered exoplanet only 25 light years away resembles our own planet a lot more than once…
FanDuel Is Using Personal Messages From Sports Stars to Keep Gambling Addicts Hooked
The soaring popularity of sports betting apps and prediction markets has alarmed researchers, who’ve observed a spike in…
Taco Bells Makes Urgent Changes After Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea
As an explosive diarrhea outbreak splatters across the country, Taco Bell is preparing for the worst. This week,…
People on X Are Getting Fooled by the Dumbest AI Slop We’ve Ever Seen
As the World Cup enters its final stages, soccer-themed AI slop is proliferating on X-formerly-Twitter. Sure, it’s no…
Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has long heavily relied on selling science fiction to investors. He wants to pollute…
China Is Catching Up With SpaceX Fast, Landing First Reusable Rocket Booster on Offshore Platform
SpaceX has radically reduced the cost of reaching space thanks to its reusable rockets, a revolutionary capability that…
“You Are a Parasite”: Elon Musk Humiliated for Criticizing Zohran Mamdani
During a speech commemorating the 250th anniversary of American independence last week, New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani…
The Logo for Donald Trump International Airport Appears to Be AI Slop
Donald Trump is now the first president to have an airport named after him while still in office.…
Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation
The long awaited Democratic Party “autopsy” of the 2024 election failure has finally been released, and it’s riddled…
Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology
Like data centers, automatic license plate readers (ALPRs) are incredibly unpopular with voters around the US. Plenty of…
SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment
Elon Musk has just pulled back the curtain on the biggest public stock offering in history, and the…
Fake OpenAI Ads Appear on Subway: “Yes, We Built a Machine That Tells Teenagers to Kill Themselves… But It Might Also Help Them With Their Homework”
An artist in London plastered fake OpenAI ads inside city subway cars calling attention to ChatGPT’s close ties…
Scientists Detect Huge Structure Under Ocean Fueling the Deadly Upcoming El Niño
Scientists say they’ve pinpointed the super-warm undersea structure responsible for this year’s El Niño weather pattern, which they…
The Trump Phone Appears to Have Already Leaked Its Customers’ Personal Information Through a Glaring Exploit
Donald Trump’s smartphone has only been in reviewers’ hands for a few days, and it’s already coming apart…
Jeff Bezos Lectures the Public, Saying They Should Be Grateful for the Wonders of AI
Feeling grateful for all the wonderful ways AI has changed your life yet? Jeff Bezos thinks you should…
Zuckerberg Tells the Tattered Remainder of His Workers That He Won’t Conduct Another a Mass Firing for at Least Seven Months
The tech giant Meta fired about 8,000 workers yesterday — about 10 percent of its staff — and reassigned 7,000…
Elon Musk’s Ex Says He Bragged About 10,000 Lasers in Orbit That Are “Not a Piece They’ll See on the Chess Board”
If “always keep them guessing” was actually a strategy for success, Elon Musk might be president right now…
A CEO of a Bank Just Said Something So Ghoulish About Its Plans for AI That He’s Now in Full Damage Control Mode
AI has emboldened CEOs to make all kinds of smug declarations that betray their contempt for lowly human…
It Seems a Lot Like Trump Accidentally Invested $1 Million in a Conveyor Belt Sushi Restaurant Thinking It Was an AI Hardware Company
Donald Trump is nothing if not a keen investor. As recent tax filings have shown, the US president…
Google Is Making Huge Changes That Are Poised to Decimate What’s Left of Journalism
It’s looking like time to sound two death knells. One for the demise of the simple Google search,…