August 30, 2026 4:00 PM
August 30, 2026
Taco Bells Makes Urgent Changes After Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea
As an explosive diarrhea outbreak splatters across the country, Taco Bell is preparing for the worst. This week,…
People on X Are Getting Fooled by the Dumbest AI Slop We’ve Ever Seen
As the World Cup enters its final stages, soccer-themed AI slop is proliferating on X-formerly-Twitter. Sure, it’s no…
Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has long heavily relied on selling science fiction to investors. He wants to pollute…
China Is Catching Up With SpaceX Fast, Landing First Reusable Rocket Booster on Offshore Platform
SpaceX has radically reduced the cost of reaching space thanks to its reusable rockets, a revolutionary capability that…
“You Are a Parasite”: Elon Musk Humiliated for Criticizing Zohran Mamdani
During a speech commemorating the 250th anniversary of American independence last week, New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani…
The Logo for Donald Trump International Airport Appears to Be AI Slop
Donald Trump is now the first president to have an airport named after him while still in office.…
Eric Trump Has Lost $600 Million of Daddy’s Money Betting on Crypto
President Donald Trump’s son, Eric Trump, cofounded a crypto mining venture called American Bitcoin Corp last year —…
Someone Reportedly Mailed a Live Squirrel to Meta, Where It Sent an Employee to the Hospital
We’ve been hearing plenty about how Meta’s workforce is in total disarray. But this latest story takes the…
Flock Cameras Screw Up, Swarm Innocent Man With Armed Police
Flock surveillance cameras are blanketing the country, and to no one’s surprise, innocent people are being caught in…
The Pollution Being Churned Out by AI Data Centers Is So Severe That It’s Almost Incomprehensible
The massive surge of fossil fuel-powered data centers cropping up across the country are emitting an enormous amount…
Learning What Substance Is Suspected of Causing Alzheimer’s May Throw You Into an Existential Crisis
If you drive, your car’s tires are shredding more than just tread: they may be mincing up our…
Scientists Test New Spacecraft Thruster That Uses No Fuel, Just Earth’s Magnetic Field, in Orbit
Satellites perform a delicate dance to maintain their orbit, by locking themselves to a speed just fast enough…
Why Is Mark Zuckerberg Taunting His Employees Before Firing Them?
In ancient Roman times, military generals are thought to have used a tactic known as decimation to punish…
New Data Suggests That AI Really Is Already Replacing Human Jobs
For several years, a debate has been raging among economists: is AI really taking our jobs, or are…
Top Literary Magazine Offers Bizarre Response to Accusations That It Published an AI-Generated Short Story
The literary world is being torn asunder after a prestigious magazine was accused of publishing an AI-generated short…
NOAA Issues Stark Warning About Upcoming El Niño
It’s never a good sign when meteorologists start throwing around phrases like “double whammy.” But that’s what scientists…
Worker Dies at Starbase as SpaceX Rushes Toward Starship Launch
A worker died in an accident at SpaceX’s Starbase facility in Texas on Friday. According to The Wall…
This Robot Trying to Dance Like Michael Jackson But Wiping Out Pathetically in Front of a Crowd Perfectly Illustrates the Industry’s Deep-Seated Problem
An amazing video has been making the rounds today. It shows a humanoid robot strides out in front…
xAI Employees Say Elon Musk Promised Them $420 to Feed Their Taxes Into Grok, But Stiffed Them on the Payment
We’ve long known that internet memelord Elon Musk is a big fan of 420. Well, he also reportedly…
The “Made in America” Trump Phone Appears to be a Disguised Cheapo Chinese Smartphone
Nine months after it was supposed to ship to consumers, the smartphone nobody asked for is finally here.…
Pizza Hut’s AI Store Control System Is Such a Disaster That It’s Wasted $100 Million, Lawsuit Alleges
A lot goes into getting that warm pizza to your doorstep. Dough is kneaded, toppings are sprinkled, ovens…
Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Playing a Cruel Game With Meta Employees
For the past several weeks, thousands of workers at Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta have sat in employment purgatory as…
Book About AI’s Effects on the “Future of Truth” Found to Contain Slew of AI-Hallucinated Quotations
Truth in the age of AI, indeed. A buzzy new book called “The Future of Truth: How AI…
Elon Musk Compares His Work to Miracles Performed by Jesus Christ
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: a formerly beloved public figure eviscerates their own reputation via…