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Rivers Turn Bright Orange in Alaska
Some of Alaska’s scenic rivers and streams look downright apocalyptic this year because they turned…
Actual Human Interaction Flourishes After High School Bans Phones
New York state banned smartphones in schools this September, and teachers are weeping tears of…
Anthropic’s Advanced New AI Tries to Run Vending Machine, Goes Bankrupt After Ordering PlayStation 5 and Live Fish
Still think AI is ready to revolutionize the economy? A new experiment might change your…
This New Statistic on Kessler Syndrome Will Give Anyone Who Cares About Space Travel an Instantaneous Stress Headache
In 1978, NASA researcher Donald Kessler and his colleagues published a paper titled “Collision frequency…
Doctors Catch Cancer-Diagnosing AI Extracting Patients’ Race Data and Being Racist With It
Just when you thought you heard it all, AI systems designed to spot cancer have…
Officials Deploying AI Surveillance Devices in School Bathrooms
Public spaces aren’t the only place you need to be worried about being monitored. In…
Holiday Yule Log App Constantly Bombards User With Ads for Premium Version
It’s the holidays. The soft spice of holly and evergreen cling to the air, and…
NASA Says It’s Just Gonna Stare Into Cosmic Voids for a While
With NASA’s operations under existential threat from the Trump administration, maybe it’s not surprising that…
The Epstein Files Release Website Is Completely Busted
Now that the Department of Justice is releasing hundreds of thousands of long-awaited records from…
Furious Residents Say AI Data Centers Are Sucking Up the Great Lakes
Throughout the United States, data centers are popping up like weeds, devouring water and electricity…
