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Tech Billionaire Says It’s Time for the Government to Suspend Freedom of Speech
From the Alien and Sedition Acts to various Red Scares, American history is littered with…
Fentanyl Overdose Deaths Are Now Falling Sharply, and You’ll Never Guess Why
For many years, the United States has waged a bitter battle against fentanyl. The staggering…
Google Settles With Families Who Say It Killed Their Teen Children
A stack of major AI ethics lawsuits against Google have finally come to an end.…
Horrendous Things Happen When You Quit Zyn Cold Turkey
Thinking about dropping those flavorful white sachets of nicotine this resolution season? You might want…
OpenAI Launches ChatGPT Health, Which Ingests Your Entire Medical Records, But Warns Not to Use It for “Diagnosis or Treatment”
AI chatbots may be explosively popular, but they’re known to dispense some seriously wacky— and…
New AI Device Pours Alcohol Directly Into the Void Where Your Soul Should Be
Watch out, bartenders: your jobs might be next on the AI chopping block — at…
NASA Announces Emergency Evacuation From Space Station
For the first time ever, NASA has been forced to cut a mission to the…
NASA’s Library Shutdown Scandal Is Ballooning
By March of this year, the Trump administration is hoping to shutter over a dozen…
Sony Patents AI That Plays Video Games for You If You Get Stuck
Amid a riotous AI hype cycle, companies are promising that their agentic AIs will —eventually,…
Tesla Fan Profusely Praises FSD For Veering His Car off the Side of the Highway
After a Tesla in Full Self-Driving mode suddenly swerved off of a busy highway and…
