April 6, 2026 11:27 PM
April 6, 2026
Ominous Surveillance “Scarecrows” Appearing Across America
Police technology is a major business in the US. Altogether, the law enforcement equipment market was valued at…
New York’s Beloved Bodegas Are Filling Up With AI Slop
Not even the most enduring symbol of New York city is safe from the AI onslaught. No, we’re…
Elon Musk’s Orbital Data Centers Are Staggeringly Huge
Elon Musk’s promises tend to follow a formula. They involve a number ending in “-illion,” pertaining to something…
Google Warns That Quantum Armageddon Is Drawing Closer
On Wednesday, Google said it was moving up the date it needs to prepare for when quantum computers…
Netizens Terrified of What NASA Grew on the Space Station: A Potato
Extraterrestrial horrors are growing on the International Space Station — or so aghast netizens seemed to believe. Over…
Alarming Study Finds That Most People Just Do What ChatGPT Tells Them, Even If It’s Totally Wrong
In a matter of only a few years, AI chatbots have become a common part of many of…
Clean Energy Industry Launching Campaign of Vengeance
The renewable energy sector has taken an absolute beating during Donald Trump’s second term as president. The White…
NASA Astronaut Reveals Terrifying Medical Incident That Caused Evacuation from Space Station
Earlier this year, NASA announced the first-ever medical evacuation in the International Space Station’s 25 years of continuous…
New Chinese Spacecraft Tests Robotic Octopus Tentacle for Refueling in Orbit
With over 1,100 satellites currently in orbit and plans to complete a massive megaconstellation in the coming years,…
A Reporter Tried Cooking Actual AI-Generated Recipes and the Results Are Stomach-Churning
The AI industry and its legions of AI bros are hellbent on force-feeding everyone AI slop. Most of…
Scientists Intrigued by “Negative Mass Anomaly” Under Surface of Mars
NASA’s InSight Mars lander made an unusual discovery while probing the Red Planet’s surface for seismic activity. After…
Anthropic Just Leaked Upcoming Model With “Unprecedented Cybersecurity Risks” in the Most Ironic Way Possible
As companies continue to burn through billions of dollars by running massively resource-hungry AI models — and only…
“Educational” YouTube AI Slop Encourages Kids to Play in Traffic
YouTube is rife with AI-generated “educational” videos targeting children, and many of the lessons they’re imparting — if…
Delivery Robot Dogpiled on the Streets of Philly
It’s tough to be a robot on the mean streets of Philadelphia. Infamous for brutally destroying an experimental…
Is It Safe to Inject Gray-Market Chinese Peptides?
Peptides — those injectable, ingestible, spreadable, sprayable compounds that seem to be taking the health nuts of the…
Nvidia CEO Says Gamers Are Completely Wrong About His New AI Feature That Yassifies Games
Think Nvidia’s new feature that slaps an AI filter onto your favorite games looks like garbage? Well, the…
OpenAI Cofounder Deletes Controversial Analysis of Which Jobs Are Getting Steam Engined by AI
While the ability of AI tools to steam engine entire human occupations remains a subject of heated debate,…
Sam Altman Confronted At Oscars Party Over Pentagon Deal
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman became a guest of dishonor at an after-Oscars bash last Sunday, after being viciously…
Crypto Market Descending Into Chaos
Since October of last year, the global crypto market has lost nearly $2 trillion in value. Much of…
Absurd AI-Powered Lawsuits Are Causing Chaos in Courts, Attorneys Say, “Clogging the System” and Driving Up Costs
It was clear that things had gone off the rails when a run-of-the-mill dispute with a homeowner’s association…
Luxury Cruise Descends Into a Diarrhea Nightmare
Ships have always been a particularly efficient vector for diseases. Plague-infested rats found new homes thanks to merchant…
Trump Threatens to Do Something Horrible in Africa Unless He Gets a Deal on Precious Minerals
Donald Trump has been busy in Africa. Look no further than airstrikes in Nigeria, travel bans on 29…
Crowd’s Reaction to BuzzFeed’s New AI App: Uncomfortable Laughter
BuzzFeed made an unfortunate announcement during its company’s earnings report last week, admitting that “there is substantial doubt…
Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is Over
Thousands of tech workers are being laid off, from Atlassian slashing 1,600 jobs to Jack Dorsey’s fintech company…