July 15, 2026 5:37 PM
July 15, 2026
The Moon Spacecraft’s $30 Million Toilet Has Been a Bit of a Disaster
As we continue to feast on breathtaking images of the Moon’s far side taken by the crew of…
ChatGPT Is Sending People Into Obsessive Spirals of Hypochondria
Bad things happen when an AI chatbot latches onto one of your neuroses. The infamously sycophantic machines are…
Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts
Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO and the public face of ChatGPT, has carved out an image for himself as…
We’re In Utter Disbelief About the Photos the Moon Astronauts Just Sent Back
On Monday, the four crew members of NASA’s Artemis 2 mission made history, officially breaking the record for…
College Students Losing Ability to Participate in Class Discussions Because They Offloaded Their Thinking to AI
It’s well known that students from grade schools to the big universities are increasingly outsourcing their thinking to…
JP Morgan Concerned Tesla Stock Will Crash by 60 Percent in Face of Ongoing Business Failures
Tesla’s first quarter results this year left plenty to be desired. The embattled EV maker’s sales fell short…
Trump Has Call With Moon Astronauts So Awkward That They May Turn Around and Disappear Into the Void of Space
On Monday, four astronauts on the Artemis II mission slipped behind the Moon — and, in doing so,…
Wall Street Journal Editor-in-Chief Instructs Staff to Welcome AI Sloplords
Emma Tucker, the editor-in-chief of the esteemed Wall Street Journal, just heaped praise on the sloplords drowning journalism…
Elon Musk Secretly Shared His Number One Priority at Tesla and It Really Says It All
Tesla’s executives might love Elon Musk, lavishing him with massive pay packages to beg him to stay on,…
Frontier AI Models Are Doing Something Absolutely Bizarre When Asked to Diagnose Medical X-Rays
Hallucinations have plagued OpenAI ever since it launched its blockbuster ChatGPT chatbot back in 2022. The propensity of…
The Entire State of Maine Is Poised to Ban New Data Centers
Data centers designed to power immensely resource-intensive AI models have turned into a major point of contention. The…
Inside Sources Say Sam Altman Is a Sociopath
You don’t build a trillion dollar AI empire by being a saint. In a seeping new investigative piece…
Actual Human Interaction Flourishes After High School Bans Phones
New York state banned smartphones in schools this September, and teachers are weeping tears of joy. As New…
Anthropic’s Advanced New AI Tries to Run Vending Machine, Goes Bankrupt After Ordering PlayStation 5 and Live Fish
Still think AI is ready to revolutionize the economy? A new experiment might change your mind. In a…
This New Statistic on Kessler Syndrome Will Give Anyone Who Cares About Space Travel an Instantaneous Stress Headache
In 1978, NASA researcher Donald Kessler and his colleagues published a paper titled “Collision frequency of artificial satellites:…
Doctors Catch Cancer-Diagnosing AI Extracting Patients’ Race Data and Being Racist With It
Just when you thought you heard it all, AI systems designed to spot cancer have startled researchers with…
Officials Deploying AI Surveillance Devices in School Bathrooms
Public spaces aren’t the only place you need to be worried about being monitored. In 2025, officials are…
Holiday Yule Log App Constantly Bombards User With Ads for Premium Version
It’s the holidays. The soft spice of holly and evergreen cling to the air, and a carefully curated…
NASA Says It’s Just Gonna Stare Into Cosmic Voids for a While
With NASA’s operations under existential threat from the Trump administration, maybe it’s not surprising that the agency will…
The Epstein Files Release Website Is Completely Busted
Now that the Department of Justice is releasing hundreds of thousands of long-awaited records from its investigation into…
Furious Residents Say AI Data Centers Are Sucking Up the Great Lakes
Throughout the United States, data centers are popping up like weeds, devouring water and electricity to fuel the…
TikTok Accounts Are Using AI Slop to Sell Seeds to Plants That Don’t Exist
There are thousands of varieties of hosta — a leafy decorative plant that you’ve probably seen adorning outdoor…
NASA Now Letting Mars Rover Drive Autonomously
Think self-driving cars are impressive? Try a self-driving rover on a planet over a hundred million miles away.…
Investors Warn That Humanoid Robots Are the Next Financial Bubble
AI powered robots are slowly making their way into our world, from delivery bots on wheels to caregiver…