August 27, 2026 2:01 PM
August 27, 2026
Worker Dies at Starbase as SpaceX Rushes Toward Starship Launch
A worker died in an accident at SpaceX’s Starbase facility in Texas on Friday. According to The Wall…
This Robot Trying to Dance Like Michael Jackson But Wiping Out Pathetically in Front of a Crowd Perfectly Illustrates the Industry’s Deep-Seated Problem
An amazing video has been making the rounds today. It shows a humanoid robot strides out in front…
xAI Employees Say Elon Musk Promised Them $420 to Feed Their Taxes Into Grok, But Stiffed Them on the Payment
We’ve long known that internet memelord Elon Musk is a big fan of 420. Well, he also reportedly…
The “Made in America” Trump Phone Appears to be a Disguised Cheapo Chinese Smartphone
Nine months after it was supposed to ship to consumers, the smartphone nobody asked for is finally here.…
Pizza Hut’s AI Store Control System Is Such a Disaster That It’s Wasted $100 Million, Lawsuit Alleges
A lot goes into getting that warm pizza to your doorstep. Dough is kneaded, toppings are sprinkled, ovens…
Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Playing a Cruel Game With Meta Employees
For the past several weeks, thousands of workers at Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta have sat in employment purgatory as…
Book About AI’s Effects on the “Future of Truth” Found to Contain Slew of AI-Hallucinated Quotations
Truth in the age of AI, indeed. A buzzy new book called “The Future of Truth: How AI…
Elon Musk Compares His Work to Miracles Performed by Jesus Christ
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: a formerly beloved public figure eviscerates their own reputation via…
Students Boo and Jeer as AI Name-Reader Flops Spectacularly at College Graduation Ceremony
The president of Glendale Community College was pelted with a chorus of furious boos after an AI tool…
Trump Caught Buying Tech Stocks and Then Pumping Their Value by Publicly Praising Them
If you’re surprised by any of the Trump family’s grifting since Donald’s return to office, you just haven’t…
Mark Zuckerberg Used Shell Companies to Bully Native Hawaiians
Currently ranked as the sixth richest person on Earth, it should come as no surprise that Mark Zuckerberg…
Marc Andreessen Goes Ballistic Over Video Making Fun of Him
Being a gazillionaire means you have a lot of enemies. It also means you have a lot of…
Internet Sleuths Just Found Something About Elon Musk Getting a Massage in the Epstein Files
For a guy who keeps insisting he’s totally innocent of any accusations of wrongdoing with Jeffrey Epstein, Elon…
Bitcoin Is Crashing So Hard That Miners Are Unplugging Their Equipment
Bitcoin is crashing hard, reaching historic lows of well below the $70,000 mark. At the time of writing,…
Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald Trump, their grift…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO Elon Musk was…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century Persia have been…
Sam Altman Is Spiraling
In 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed the possibility that his company would ever have to stuff ads…
Peloton Institutes Mass Layoffs After Pivoting to AI
During the COVID-19 pandemic, stationary bike company Peloton was the talk of the town, allowing its customers to…
Anthropic Just Sent Shockwaves Through the Entire Stock Market by Releasing a New AI Tool
Last week, Anthropic released a new AI tool for automating legal work, precipitating a mass stock market selloff…
New Site Lets AI Rent Human Bodies
The machines aren’t just coming for your jobs. Now, they want your bodies as well. That’s at least…
Uh Oh… Nvidia’s $100 Billion Deal With OpenAI Has Fallen Apart
AI chipmaker Nvidia has been at the center of the enormous AI hype wave that has gripped global…
Polymarket CEO Known for Yelling at His Employees, Attending Meetings Shirtless
Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan’s social media went silent in the aftermath of a dawn raid on his Manhattan…