Trump Has Call With Moon Astronauts So Awkward That They May Turn Around and Disappear Into the Void of Space

On Monday, four astronauts on the Artemis II mission slipped behind the Moon — and, in doing so,…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
Wall Street Journal Editor-in-Chief Instructs Staff to Welcome AI Sloplords

Emma Tucker, the editor-in-chief of the esteemed Wall Street Journal, just heaped praise on the sloplords drowning journalism…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
Elon Musk Secretly Shared His Number One Priority at Tesla and It Really Says It All

Tesla’s executives might love Elon Musk, lavishing him with massive pay packages to beg him to stay on,…

Apr 7, 2026 2 min read
Frontier AI Models Are Doing Something Absolutely Bizarre When Asked to Diagnose Medical X-Rays

Hallucinations have plagued OpenAI ever since it launched its blockbuster ChatGPT chatbot back in 2022. The propensity of…

Apr 7, 2026 6 min read
The Entire State of Maine Is Poised to Ban New Data Centers

Data centers designed to power immensely resource-intensive AI models have turned into a major point of contention. The…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
Inside Sources Say Sam Altman Is a Sociopath

You don’t build a trillion dollar AI empire by being a saint. In a seeping new investigative piece…

Apr 7, 2026 4 min read
Lone Jar of Nutella Drifts Around Cabin of Moon Spacecraft

We were watching with bated breath as the crew of NASA’s historic Artemis 2 mission became the farthest…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
The Moon Astronauts Just Broke the Record for the Farthest Any Human Has Ever Traveled From Earth

Roughly five days after taking off from the historic Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in…

Apr 7, 2026 4 min read
Startup Approved to Let AI System Prescribe Psychiatric Medication

You’ve probably heard of AI psychosis. Well, now get ready for AI psychiatrists — with prescription pads. A…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
Moon Astronauts Forced to Do It in Bags as “Burning Odor” Emanates From Toilet

NASA’s historic Artemis 2 mission launched without a hitch last week, sending the first astronauts toward the Moon…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
ICE Foiled At Every Turn By One Vibe Coding Man In His Pickup Truck

Vibe coding often gets a bad rep. “Vibe” is a euphemism for “not really thinking,” and that “not…

Apr 6, 2026 4 min read
Lawsuits Allege Ozempic Is Causing Blindness

Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs have been found to cut risks for a variety of health issues…

Dec 19, 2025 2 min read
Bitcoin Crashing is Actually Awesome News for Regular People, Economist Says

After a year of record gains for the crypto industry, recent forces have sent itinto a tailspin. Bitcoin,…

Dec 19, 2025 2 min read
Sheriff Puzzled by UFOs Hovering Over Power Station

Sure, an inexplicable small-town mystery is fun. But for John Grossnickle, sheriff of Sweetwater County, Wyoming, this one’s…

Dec 19, 2025 2 min read
Kyrie Irving Has “Incident” With Humanoid Robot

What’re professional team sports without a good shoving match? Basketball star Kyrie Irving got into one recently —…

Dec 19, 2025 3 min read
When Asked to Generate an Alphabet Poster for Preschoolers, the Latest Version of ChatGPT Just Flails Wildly

On December 11, OpenAI release ChatGPT 5.2, the latest version of the widely used AI chatbot. As it…

Dec 19, 2025 3 min read
Waymo Spotted Driving Wrong Way Down Busy Street

You don’t share the road with robotaxis — the robotaxis munificently share the road with you. This week,…

Dec 19, 2025 3 min read
Bernie Sanders Calls for Halt on Construction of New Data Centers

While some anti-AI advocates have called for some extreme property damage to halt the AI boom, Vermont Senator…

Dec 19, 2025 3 min read
Truth Social Stock Explodes as It Merges With Nuclear Fusion Company

President Donald Trump’s failing social media tech bid has tirelessly tried to reinvent itself into a viable business.…

Dec 18, 2025 4 min read
Tesla Owner Says FSD Is Great Except for the Part Where It Can’t Drive in the Sun

If Elon Musk is to be believed, there will be hundreds of thousands — if not millions —…

Dec 18, 2025 3 min read
New NASA Director Taking Over Agency in Crisis

It’s been almost a full year since NASA last had a full-time leader. The agency, responsible for the…

Dec 18, 2025 4 min read
Millions of Private ChatGPT Conversations Are Being Harvested and Sold for Profit

You know those memes about how there’s no such thing as a free VPN? Here’s the ultimate cautionary…

Dec 18, 2025 3 min read
Scientists Intrigued by Huge Structure Under Bermuda

The Bermuda Triangle, a loosely defined region bounded by Bermuda, the Bahamas, and Puerto Rico, has been the…

Dec 18, 2025 3 min read