January 31, 2026 1:43 AM
January 31, 2026
New AI Device Pours Alcohol Directly Into the Void Where Your Soul Should Be
Watch out, bartenders: your jobs might be next on the AI chopping block — at least if tech…
NASA Announces Emergency Evacuation From Space Station
For the first time ever, NASA has been forced to cut a mission to the International Space Station…
NASA’s Library Shutdown Scandal Is Ballooning
By March of this year, the Trump administration is hoping to shutter over a dozen buildings and more…
Sony Patents AI That Plays Video Games for You If You Get Stuck
Amid a riotous AI hype cycle, companies are promising that their agentic AIs will —eventually, at least —…
Tesla Fan Profusely Praises FSD For Veering His Car off the Side of the Highway
After a Tesla in Full Self-Driving mode suddenly swerved off of a busy highway and almost straight into…
Kawasaki’s Robot Horse Is Going Into Production
Back in April, we came across a flashy and almost entirely CGI video of a bizarre concept for…
Researchers Just Discovered Something Extremely Unflattering About People Who Believe Conspiracy Theories
What makes a conspiracy theorist? Is it poor education, an overactive imagination, a tinfoil hat? According to one…
Astronaut on Space Station Suffers Medical Issue
A simple medical issue as mundane as an infection is far more dangerous when orbiting the Earth hundreds…
Instant Bifocals: New Glasses Can Change Their Prescription on the Fly Depending on What You’re Looking At
In the future, you may not need to get a new prescription for your eye glasses — because…
Trump’s Air Strikes Targeted a Scientific Research Institute, Venezuela Says
As Venezuelans begin to pick up the rubble following massive air strikes by the United States over the…
The Venezuela Polymarket Scandal Is Looking Really Bad
As details emerge regarding the prediction betting scandal surrounding the US attacks on Venezuela, it’s becoming harder and…
National Weather Service Uses AI to Generate Forecasts, Accidentally Hallucinates Town With Dirty Joke Name
Months before it mysteriously vaporized into thin air, Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency ravaged the National…
Russia Damaged Protective Dome Around Chernobyl, Can No Longer Contain Radiation
A multibillion-dollar dome built around the site of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear meltdown was badly damaged last year…
Grok Will Now Give Tesla Drivers Directions
Tesla drivers can now ask Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok for directions. This weekend, Tesla unveiled a new software update…
Scientists Find That Dosing Men With Antidepressants Can Cut Down on Domestic Violence
Gender-based violence is a grim problem around the globe. According to the World Health Organization, an estimated 840…
Social Media Is Absolutely Nuking Children’s Brains, New Research Finds
A barrage of AI-generated brain rot is haunting children across numerous screens, from personal smartphones to school-issued laptops…
Officials Halt Dozens of Trains Due to AI Hoax
AI slop is going off the rails over on the British Isles. In England, racist influencers are using…
Tracing Sri Lanka’s Crisis History: From Early Warnings to Cyclone Ditwah
Current Crisis: Nature Overpowers Warnings Sri Lanka is currently facing a severe disaster situation. Lives and property damage…
Future of Sri Lankan Television: Analyzing the Socio-Economic and Technical Shift to Digital Broadcasting
Signal Simulator Interact to see the “Digital Cliff” vs Analog fade. MODE DIGITAL (ISDB-T) CRYSTAL CLEAR Signal Strength…
OpenAI and NVIDIA Forge Historic $100 Billion Partnership for Next-Generation AI Infrastructure
The artificial intelligence industry witnessed a seismic shift today as OpenAI and NVIDIA unveiled their most ambitious collaboration…
Jack Dorsey Launches Bitchat Offline Messaging App
In an increasingly interconnected world, the very idea of a messaging app that operates without the internet seems…
AI Unleashes Rare Earth Free Magnets Made 200x Faster
In a groundbreaking development that promises to reshape industries from electric vehicles to renewable energy, artificial intelligence has…
Top Apple AI Exec Moves to Meta: Big Tech Battle Heats Up
The artificial intelligence landscape is a battlefield, and the latest skirmish has seen a significant defection. Ruoming Pang,…
Beyond Sci-Fi: How Scientists Built a ‘Black Hole Bomb’ and What It Means for Physics
Introduction: What in the Universe is a “Black Hole Bomb”? Imagine a concept so mind-bending, so seemingly plucked…