July 22, 2026 5:31 AM
July 22, 2026
SpaceX Announces Plans to Put Billionaire on First Rocket to Mars
The future of space travel is pay to play, but that might not be a bad thing. During…
Starbucks Scraps Disastrous AI Tool
Hold onto your pumpkin spice lattes, because Starbucks is canning its AI tool after it turned out to…
Marc Andreessen Sputters Incomprehensibly at Question About How AI Will Actually Benefit Humankind
There’s plenty of hype to go around about AI. It’s going to revolutionize this and automate that. But…
Cannes Film Festival Says the Wall Street Journal Is Wrong: It’s Not Debuting an AI-Generated Feature Film This Week
This week, the Wall Street Journal ran a provocative story claiming that a fully AI-generated movie called “Hell…
Finance Bros Tremble in Fear That They Could Be Replaced by AI Too
It’s not looking good for finance bros as another major banker has sung the praises of AI automating…
Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation
The long awaited Democratic Party “autopsy” of the 2024 election failure has finally been released, and it’s riddled…
Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology
Like data centers, automatic license plate readers (ALPRs) are incredibly unpopular with voters around the US. Plenty of…
SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment
Elon Musk has just pulled back the curtain on the biggest public stock offering in history, and the…
Fake OpenAI Ads Appear on Subway: “Yes, We Built a Machine That Tells Teenagers to Kill Themselves… But It Might Also Help Them With Their Homework”
An artist in London plastered fake OpenAI ads inside city subway cars calling attention to ChatGPT’s close ties…
Scientists Detect Huge Structure Under Ocean Fueling the Deadly Upcoming El Niño
Scientists say they’ve pinpointed the super-warm undersea structure responsible for this year’s El Niño weather pattern, which they…
The Trump Phone Appears to Have Already Leaked Its Customers’ Personal Information Through a Glaring Exploit
Donald Trump’s smartphone has only been in reviewers’ hands for a few days, and it’s already coming apart…
Jeff Bezos Lectures the Public, Saying They Should Be Grateful for the Wonders of AI
Feeling grateful for all the wonderful ways AI has changed your life yet? Jeff Bezos thinks you should…
NASA Announces Gigantic Armada of Moon Launches to “Build President Trump’s Moon Base,” Starting Next Year
In a flashy “Ignition” event today, NASA firmly recommitted itself to returning astronauts to the Moon, while fleshing…
Trump Administration Would Rather Pay a Billion Dollars Than Build a Single Wind Farm
Donald Trump’s Quixotic hatred of wind power is breezing up once again. On Monday, the administration said it…
New York Times Accused of Running AI-Generated Article
The New York Times faced scrutiny online this week after netizens speculated that a personal essay featured in…
NASA Announces Nuclear Mission to Mars by 2028
NASA’s plans for a Moon base have been capturing headlines lately — but today it’s putting Mars back…
CEO Confronted Over Using AI to Clone Real People Without Their Consent
What would you do if you found out a for-profit AI assistant had been trained on your work…
Delivery Robot Allegedly Smashes Through Bus Stop Window, Keeps Driving Covered in Broken Glass
Delivery robots had already proved to be a controversial fixture in Chicago, but are now shaping up to…
Sketchy Polymarket Accounts Making Suspicious Bets on Imminent Iran Ceasefire
Earlier this year, highly suspicious accounts on crypto-based prediction platform Polymarket collected a hefty $400,000 after correctly predicting…
Man Pleads Guilty to Making $8 Million by Creating Music With AI and Using Bots to Drive Zillions of Fake Streams
For quite some time now, human musicians have watched in horror as AI-generated slop has started drowning out…
You’ll Snort-Laugh When You Learn How Much AI Actually Added to the US Economy Last Year
Scanning the headlines, it can be easy to get the impression that every investor, banker, and financial analyst…
Doctor Reels as Son Becomes Plumber in Age of AI
Fear not, dreary laborer. There will always be back-breaking jobs you can do when your office ones get…
Mark Zuckerberg Secretly Training an AI Agent to Do CEO Job
Here’s one job we won’t be sorry to see get automated with AI. According to a new scoop…
Microsoft Realizes It’s Epically Screwed Up Windows 11 as Users Rage at Copilot AI Crammed Everywhere
Microsoft’s commitment to shoving its Copilot AI chatbot into every imaginable facet of its widely-used Windows operating system…