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Man Creates Tiny Submarine for His Parakeet to Experience Life Underwater
Parakeets, which comprise about 115 species of seed-eating parrots, are frequently bred and sold commercially…
The Effects of AI-Generated Code Tearing Through Corporations Is Actually Kind of Funny
Corporations are rapidly embracing AI to churn out mountains of code. Outwardly, this is presented…
Trump Hires Orbital Towing Company to Build Space Interceptors
When the goal is to construct a multi-tiered orbital missile-defense platform, there aren’t a lot…
Psychologists Found Something Horrible About the Kind of Men Seeking Trad Wives
The tradwife aesthetic, as it’s sold to women, is easy enough to understand. In our…
Man Punished for Breaking Into Moo Deng’s Zoo Enclosure
The maniac who broke into Moo Deng’s crib finally got his due. The BBC reports…
To Get Swole, Teens Are Pumping Themselves Full of Drugs Meant for Fattening Cows for the Slaughterhouse
In previous years, looks-conscious teens might have splurged on glamour shots at the mall, or…
Foolish Pollsters Are Now Just Asking AI What Voters Would Say in Response to Questions and Publishing It at Face Value
Last month, Axios was forced to issue a bizarre correction for a blog post about…
OpenAI Says Not to Worry About UBI, Because It Has Another Idea
As AI companies warn of mass automation and the end of work as we know…
Police Officer Helplessly Waves Arms at Waymo That Careened Wrong Way Through Whataburger Drive-Thru
Thousands of Waymo self-driving taxis have flooded the street of major urban centers across the…
Someone Just Threw a Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s House
San Francisco police say they’ve arrested a suspect who allegedly attacked the home of OpenAI…
