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Far-Right Dweebs Are Getting Scammed by an AI-Generated Waifu
Terminally online right wing dorks are falling head over heels for an AI-generated waifu —…
Scientists Scramble to Set Up Outpost on Rapidly Melting Glacier
Braving poor visibility, high winds, and frigid temperatures, a team of researchers has finally established…
As Saudi Arabia’s 100-Mile Skyscraper Crumbles, They’re Replacing It With the Most Desperate Thing Imaginable
No one is surprised that Neom — Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s $1.5 trillion-with-a-t…
Google Staffers Terrified of ICE After Attempt to Force Entry Into Company Building
While employees at some tech corporations are demanding their executives cancel government contracts on principle,…
Even Palantir Staff Are Now Disgusted With ICE
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta to “hand it” to Palantir, a company known…
Tech Execs Weirdly Silent After Private Screening of “Melania” Documentary
The Trump administration may govern for the billionaire class, but that doesn’t necessarily mean billionaires…
Trump Department Responsible for Airline Safety Using AI to Write New Regulations, So They Can Be Churned Out as Fast as Possible
The Department of Defense might be the first government agency to roll out a department-wide…
Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela
Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to…
Moon Astronauts Enter Quarantine for Launch
We’re just days away from NASA’s historic return to the Moon. The agency’s Artemis 2…
People on Polymarket Are Making a Fortune by Betting Against Elon Musk’s Famously Worthless Promises
Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk has long garnered a reputation for being massively wrong…
